I feel like one of the most accurate quotes I've ever heard is "bitches love cannons" cause it's me I'm bitches 🤣🤣

Super eepy but gotta go to work. #adultthings

Petition to add a form of tbagging to games that is just push ups for the more breast bagged players. WE WANNA TBAG TOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @tacticalgramma.bsky.social for the inspiration in one of her clips

🫠🫠 when he's down for the thickness. Owawawawa or whatever disturbed said

Are smile wrinkles a thing 🤣🤣 I smile way more then I frown so I blame that

Told him I wanted to put lotion on my thighs after my shower and asked where the lotion was.. he tells me lay down and he'll do it. Husband hella multitasking with the gaming and wife attention like a pro 🤣🤣🤣. Plus my legs are super soft now lol. I love my husband

Anyways if anyone hasn't told you yet today well YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY COSMIC AND IM SO HAPPY YOU ARE HERE 🥰🥰✨✨✨

So my newer gamertag recently has been Princess Squish and I've used it recently in my favorite game #planetside2. Which ironically I like to drive vehicles and squish infantry. Which is why alot of people think I have that name but it's my husband's nickname for me cause I'm his Squish

Idk if much people on this app play @planetside2.bsky.social but I just hit br 100 on my NC after having to start new since leaving back in 2015 at br 93. LIVE FREE IN THE NC. Also if you don't play PlanetSide 2 it's free to play and epic but be warned it is addicting 🤣. I grinded to br100 in 6month

Bean just had overdramatic expressions (she's mad I told her I have to get up soon and do adult things)

Thinking of rebranding as I move over to this site I want to keep this page still body positivity and food but also more just general life. I may be an alien but I still live this world as the humans do

RAWR #DINOSAUR #DOG

Bean gets woken up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The urge to just curl up into a ball and cry. But I have adult things to do like cook

It's a Bean eeping away her problems

My hairs finally getting to a length where it makes a cute messy bun. 😍😍 Need about another foot before it reaches my butt but I'm getting there and it makes me so happy. Being forced to keep my hair for so long and now finally able to actually grow it where I want is so freeing and empowering

Hi new to bluesky but happy to be here. This page will be of my life and my adventures with my doggo Bean. 🤣 Gonna take some getting used to a new platform but I'm excited to finally be on this better app