No-Pants Cat™️
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thatcat13.bsky.social
No-Pants Cat™️
@thatcat13.bsky.social
Kitchen witch, kinda goth, with heavy Leslie Knope/Linda Belcher vibes. Often not wearing pants.
Happily hitched to @hanser.bsky.social whilst accruing my Internet Harem of Hotties™️
sub/MILF✨
Power to 2SLGBTQIA+ and BIPOC SWers/SWers
📢📢
PROTECT THE DOLLS!
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April 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I got my bones on.
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Hey folks, did you know that NOW is the time to start chopping off heads?
reject modernity
embrace tradition
@moxiest.art
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Bed head = resistance. (A good night’s sleep as an act of revolutionary self-care).
February 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Ate Buldak noodles using the ENTIRE spice packet to kill the pain of existing right now, please clap.
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Despite The Horrors I’m still cute so. There’s that.
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Farewell Wobblies 👋🏼

PS my beet salutes your apple
January 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
@justkeepskeeting.pro

had to ship all the way to Finland but SIMON’s CHRITMISS CARD HAS ARRIVED 😍

✨✨ all hail simon ✨✨
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Wandered around The Old Old Section of a cemetery in Helsinki. I’m goth so I DIED.
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Timeline blessing
- Love, No-Pants Cat’s boobs
January 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The morning after - looks like piggie went through something.
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Finnish New Year’s television goes REALLY HARD
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Happy birthday to My Daddy!
😇😘
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
Hard AF Finnish New Year’s tradition: they melt tiny metal horseshoes over the stove, plunk the molten metal into snow or cold water, take the melted metal glob and hold it against the light. The shadow it casts is the harbinger for what’s to come in the New Year. It’s called Tinanvalanta 🤘🏼🇫🇮
December 30, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Rautatientori city center
December 29, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Helsinki is bonkers!
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 AM
Oh, hei! from Suomi
👋🏼🇫🇮
December 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Made it now putting that kardemummasolmu in my tired face.
December 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Flying to Helsinki with exactly enough neck pillows.
December 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
We’re cute.
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Branch cutters work rilly well
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
I do NOT endorse this (read the fine print)
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Yer just not allowed to be mean to me, period.
November 1, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Crushing it
October 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM