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thatcat13.bsky.social
No-Pants Cat™️
@thatcat13.bsky.social
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Kitchen witch, kinda goth, with heavy Leslie Knope/Linda Belcher vibes. Often not wearing pants.
Happily hitched to @hanser.bsky.social whilst accruing my Internet Harem of Hotties™️
sub/MILF✨
Power to 2SLGBTQIA+ and BIPOC SWers/SWers
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PROTECT THE DOLLS!
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Pedro Pascal throwing a peace sign, wearing a white t shirt that says ‘protect the dolls’ in black caps. He’s wearing a styling brown trench coat and a lilac purple baseball cap. His expression is defiant and sexy af.
April 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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I got my bones on.
Wearing raccoon rib bone earrings, dangly things. Makeup on, red hair shoulder length. On my way to a Helsinki show. Heilung!
March 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Hey folks, did you know that NOW is the time to start chopping off heads?
reject modernity
embrace tradition
@moxiest.art
mox hoodie, black with a white image of a guillotine in the classic mox style. NoPants Cat’s butt doesn’t look too shabby, either.
March 5, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Bed head = resistance. (A good night’s sleep as an act of revolutionary self-care).
Mirror selfie with an incredibly spiky and chaotic and lofty punk mullet bed head.
February 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Ate Buldak noodles using the ENTIRE spice packet to kill the pain of existing right now, please clap.
Cat with her stand-in hipster frames, oversized and 80s, having just eaten spicy noodles to feel something other than what’s it’s like to witness what’s happening in the world rn. The fuck.
February 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Despite The Horrors I’m still cute so. There’s that.
New cut, a punk mullet with the tips red and the roots natural brown. A seven day candle burns next to me, to light the way during these dark times.
February 6, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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#equalityfed
Resources for trans folks Resources for LGBTQIA+ folks
January 31, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Farewell Wobblies 👋🏼

PS my beet salutes your apple
Cat’s beet tattoo placed over her heart, tattooed by her youngest. Pulling the shirt down to show it off. Smiling.
January 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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@justkeepskeeting.pro

had to ship all the way to Finland but SIMON’s CHRITMISS CARD HAS ARRIVED 😍

✨✨ all hail simon ✨✨
Cat holding up a homemade Christmas postcard of de’on’s magnificent orange kitty cat named simon. Simon is bundled in blue fuzzy blanket and has an expression of regal disposition.
January 29, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Wandered around The Old Old Section of a cemetery in Helsinki. I’m goth so I DIED.
Golden statue of Mother Mary on a gravestone. Her hands are pressed together in prayer. Behind her is gray black stone. Patina’d angel with a star on her crown and her left hand holding a palm frond. She’s grey and patina blue. Gazing toward the sky. Weeping figure folded onto themselves. Patina bronze. Probably want this on my very own gravestone. BE SAD WHEN I DIE. Quintessential sad angel with a cross behind it. Grey concrete. Angel’s glance casted downward. Holding a wreath in its right hand.
January 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Timeline blessing
- Love, No-Pants Cat’s boobs
Cat showing off her cute lil boobs with her black shirt pulled down and her arm underneath her tits, for emphasis.
January 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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The morning after - looks like piggie went through something.
Lucky lemon pig made with real lemon! Looks a little worse for wear. His clove eyes stare emptily into space. His jowl agape, from the horror of it all.
January 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Finnish New Year’s television goes REALLY HARD
December 31, 2024 at 11:21 PM
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Happy birthday to My Daddy!
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Cat with her shirt pulled down, exposing her tiny cute boobs. She’s squishing them, one in each hand. Mischievous smile on her face of course. Cat showing a nice amount of bare thigh and bare shoulder with her black shirt pulled down just so. She’s knocking back an Original Long Drink, the Finnish national drink of gin & grapefruit. Ass to camera, some bare feets in there, too. It’s uh, very round and full- No Pants Cat’s butt.
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Hard AF Finnish New Year’s tradition: they melt tiny metal horseshoes over the stove, plunk the molten metal into snow or cold water, take the melted metal glob and hold it against the light. The shadow it casts is the harbinger for what’s to come in the New Year. It’s called Tinanvalanta 🤘🏼🇫🇮
Tinanvalanta- a Finnish New Year tradition of melting a small tin horseshoe over the stove and dropping the melted metal into snow or cold water. After holding the glob of melted metal against light, the shadow it casts is a harbinger for what’s to come. Three stages of the melting process, a big metal spoon with an unmelted horseshoe, another spoon with a partially melted horseshoe, and a third spoon with a completely melted horseshoe. All spoons are over a hotplate.
December 30, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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Rautatientori city center
December 29, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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Helsinki is bonkers!
Matinkylä metro station, ceiling is made of white mesh metal and has an mc Escher optical effect to it. Twisty. Wall of soju at The Soju Bar. An entire wall shelved and covered with row after row of soju bottles Finish candy store. An entire wall covered with clear plastic compartments filled to the top with different candies. Very colorful.
December 29, 2024 at 9:29 AM
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Oh, hei! from Suomi
👋🏼🇫🇮
Snowy day in Finland, with bundled up Hansee and Cat smiling in front of a snow-covered evergreen tree. The snow made a most- satisfying cronch cronch when we walked on it.
December 21, 2024 at 7:28 PM
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Made it now putting that kardemummasolmu in my tired face.
Display case of a Finnish bakery with differently shaped and sized pastries. One I called kardemummasolmu.
December 9, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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Flying to Helsinki with exactly enough neck pillows.
Cat at the gate, waiting to board the flight to Helsinki, OUR NEW HOME WTF. She’s wearing a neck pillow on her neck and another around her head. You know, for comfort.
December 8, 2024 at 10:32 PM
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We’re cute.
Cat and Hanser embraced in front of a lit Christmas tree. Like holiday chumps.
December 5, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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Branch cutters work rilly well
Spatchcocking a turkey that’s sitting in the sink, using branch cutters with atrociously long wooden handles. Cronch!
November 28, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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I do NOT endorse this (read the fine print)
Book cover titled Cat Pants, a sewing guide. A tabby cat is wearing jeans, and below this cat it says clothe your cats, cover their genitals!
November 18, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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Yer just not allowed to be mean to me, period.
Cat, after a rough day. Selfie in the car, cried only twice today.
November 1, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Crushing it
Old fashioned sign, the kind where you push plastic letters into a wavy cloth backing? In red it says today’s specials, and in smaller black letters it says crushing dystopian sadness $2.55
October 30, 2024 at 2:10 AM