The Horny Poet
@thatbrothaanansi.bsky.social
If you made it here, I hope I made you smile today.
A nerdy mf into anime, books, dnd and music.
A nerdy mf into anime, books, dnd and music.
Every day these dummies be going at it.
March 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Every day these dummies be going at it.
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Yo man... you telling me that we living in a timeline where 50 clownin on someone from the objectively correct position?
We're so cooked...
We're so cooked...
50 Cent Can’t Help But Mock Footage of Floyd Mayweather Calling Trump 'Best President'
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February 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Yo man... you telling me that we living in a timeline where 50 clownin on someone from the objectively correct position?
We're so cooked...
We're so cooked...
😮💨
I need some drinks, some weed, and a face full of titties
I need some drinks, some weed, and a face full of titties
February 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
😮💨
I need some drinks, some weed, and a face full of titties
I need some drinks, some weed, and a face full of titties
"If the world ending today what are you doing"
Aliens gonna find my body like
Aliens gonna find my body like
February 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
"If the world ending today what are you doing"
Aliens gonna find my body like
Aliens gonna find my body like
Now that I thought about it a lil bit.
I aint saying that black eyed peas is a conspiracy, used by my Grandmama as a threat and as a method of torture against those of us with functioning taste buds.
But I am saying I aint seen a single one of them nasty mfs since she passed.
I aint saying that black eyed peas is a conspiracy, used by my Grandmama as a threat and as a method of torture against those of us with functioning taste buds.
But I am saying I aint seen a single one of them nasty mfs since she passed.
steve harvey says i 'm just sayin while holding a card
ALT: steve harvey says i 'm just sayin while holding a card
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February 21, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Now that I thought about it a lil bit.
I aint saying that black eyed peas is a conspiracy, used by my Grandmama as a threat and as a method of torture against those of us with functioning taste buds.
But I am saying I aint seen a single one of them nasty mfs since she passed.
I aint saying that black eyed peas is a conspiracy, used by my Grandmama as a threat and as a method of torture against those of us with functioning taste buds.
But I am saying I aint seen a single one of them nasty mfs since she passed.
This prius I saw had a spoiler and flame decals like this shit was made in midnight club
two men are sitting at a table in front of a microphone with one wearing a sweater that says i have heard
ALT: two men are sitting at a table in front of a microphone with one wearing a sweater that says i have heard
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February 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This prius I saw had a spoiler and flame decals like this shit was made in midnight club
Slaw from a restaurant? Yea 100%
Slaw that your auntie just made? Hell naw I'm eating the hell outta that.
Now black eyed peas however... those are criminal charges
Slaw that your auntie just made? Hell naw I'm eating the hell outta that.
Now black eyed peas however... those are criminal charges
People who eat coleslaw should be jailed
February 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Slaw from a restaurant? Yea 100%
Slaw that your auntie just made? Hell naw I'm eating the hell outta that.
Now black eyed peas however... those are criminal charges
Slaw that your auntie just made? Hell naw I'm eating the hell outta that.
Now black eyed peas however... those are criminal charges
You hope we didn't eat so we dont throw up lookin at this abomination? That's honestly very considerate of you
February 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
You hope we didn't eat so we dont throw up lookin at this abomination? That's honestly very considerate of you
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need…… affection… now. . …
February 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
need…… affection… now. . …
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I’m black
10. If you could live in any historical era for a week, where would you go?
February 18, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I’m black
Finally got my license! Thank you everyone for your support, imma go box up this clown nigga at Fight Club ✌🏾
February 16, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally got my license! Thank you everyone for your support, imma go box up this clown nigga at Fight Club ✌🏾
Nah hold up you gave me time to find it
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Nah hold up you gave me time to find it
No fuckin doubt.
It's one of the biggest things I wanna teach my son if I ever have one. Idgaf what no nigga says, it's ok for men to be emotional and show it.
Handle your emotion and dont let it control you, but never be scared to show it.
It's one of the biggest things I wanna teach my son if I ever have one. Idgaf what no nigga says, it's ok for men to be emotional and show it.
Handle your emotion and dont let it control you, but never be scared to show it.
February 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No fuckin doubt.
It's one of the biggest things I wanna teach my son if I ever have one. Idgaf what no nigga says, it's ok for men to be emotional and show it.
Handle your emotion and dont let it control you, but never be scared to show it.
It's one of the biggest things I wanna teach my son if I ever have one. Idgaf what no nigga says, it's ok for men to be emotional and show it.
Handle your emotion and dont let it control you, but never be scared to show it.
Yall nasty as fuck.
... asking for a friend it doesn't show that I downloaded some of these right?
... asking for a friend it doesn't show that I downloaded some of these right?
February 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yall nasty as fuck.
... asking for a friend it doesn't show that I downloaded some of these right?
... asking for a friend it doesn't show that I downloaded some of these right?
This is another case in Tia just being wrong af. Don't just admire yourself naked in the mirror. The fuck?
Take a selfie and post it so we can admire you too
Take a selfie and post it so we can admire you too
Happy lovey day my niggas, remember to admire yourself naked in the mirror today!! & if you have a boo bear, may you both stub your big toes🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾
a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye
ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants is smiling with one eye
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February 14, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is another case in Tia just being wrong af. Don't just admire yourself naked in the mirror. The fuck?
Take a selfie and post it so we can admire you too
Take a selfie and post it so we can admire you too
Happy Valentines to all who can celebrate.
For my single ones, I hope yall can snag a date
Gon head, hit em up, give that crush a call
Ladies, he might try to put you through the wall.
Fella, it's cool. Don't be weird, dont be shy.
For today hit her up like,
"You my crush on blacksky"
For my single ones, I hope yall can snag a date
Gon head, hit em up, give that crush a call
Ladies, he might try to put you through the wall.
Fella, it's cool. Don't be weird, dont be shy.
For today hit her up like,
"You my crush on blacksky"
February 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy Valentines to all who can celebrate.
For my single ones, I hope yall can snag a date
Gon head, hit em up, give that crush a call
Ladies, he might try to put you through the wall.
Fella, it's cool. Don't be weird, dont be shy.
For today hit her up like,
"You my crush on blacksky"
For my single ones, I hope yall can snag a date
Gon head, hit em up, give that crush a call
Ladies, he might try to put you through the wall.
Fella, it's cool. Don't be weird, dont be shy.
For today hit her up like,
"You my crush on blacksky"
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"Nigga Malentines? You couldn't even call it Palentines? It was right there! Whatever dawg lets get it but we gotta work on ya naming conventions cause that shit weak."
Crack jokes about the name, then agree to it
Fellas, yo homie txt they group and inquire about yall getting together on Valentines Day and calling it “Malentines Day💘”
What’s your response?
What’s your response?
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
"Nigga Malentines? You couldn't even call it Palentines? It was right there! Whatever dawg lets get it but we gotta work on ya naming conventions cause that shit weak."
When she over 120 and bout to put her whole weight on your face
February 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM
When she over 120 and bout to put her whole weight on your face
Ignoring my failure and tryin that shit again
February 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ignoring my failure and tryin that shit again
Limit?
Nigga....
LIMIT?
Ya bloodline is weak and deserves to die off
Nigga....
LIMIT?
Ya bloodline is weak and deserves to die off
February 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Limit?
Nigga....
LIMIT?
Ya bloodline is weak and deserves to die off
Nigga....
LIMIT?
Ya bloodline is weak and deserves to die off
If ya aint know,
This Friday's Valentine
Shorty you textin
Crushin?
Who's on ya mind?
Well I got some advice
From a friend of mine.
So Brothas!
Heed!
Please, take note.
Cause imma put you on game
From my boy SweetThroat
youtu.be/jIC3cV9TfjE
This Friday's Valentine
Shorty you textin
Crushin?
Who's on ya mind?
Well I got some advice
From a friend of mine.
So Brothas!
Heed!
Please, take note.
Cause imma put you on game
From my boy SweetThroat
youtu.be/jIC3cV9TfjE
Black Dynamite | Willy W*nker | Adult Swim UK 🇬🇧
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February 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
If ya aint know,
This Friday's Valentine
Shorty you textin
Crushin?
Who's on ya mind?
Well I got some advice
From a friend of mine.
So Brothas!
Heed!
Please, take note.
Cause imma put you on game
From my boy SweetThroat
youtu.be/jIC3cV9TfjE
This Friday's Valentine
Shorty you textin
Crushin?
Who's on ya mind?
Well I got some advice
From a friend of mine.
So Brothas!
Heed!
Please, take note.
Cause imma put you on game
From my boy SweetThroat
youtu.be/jIC3cV9TfjE
Oh damn my bad
If that aint enough
Lay back in bed
And put on these cuffs.
The candles are lit
Your lips I just bit
Open your mouth
If you want me to spit.
And please.
Before you call me a slut
I'm a simple man
Who just wants that butt.
If that aint enough
Lay back in bed
And put on these cuffs.
The candles are lit
Your lips I just bit
Open your mouth
If you want me to spit.
And please.
Before you call me a slut
I'm a simple man
Who just wants that butt.
I’m listening🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Oh damn my bad
If that aint enough
Lay back in bed
And put on these cuffs.
The candles are lit
Your lips I just bit
Open your mouth
If you want me to spit.
And please.
Before you call me a slut
I'm a simple man
Who just wants that butt.
If that aint enough
Lay back in bed
And put on these cuffs.
The candles are lit
Your lips I just bit
Open your mouth
If you want me to spit.
And please.
Before you call me a slut
I'm a simple man
Who just wants that butt.