Dip a dry ryvita into your Pot Noodle Bombay Bad Boy to instantly transform it into a healthy snack.

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The band I'm in called Those Fucking Snowflakes are playing The Ferret tomorrow with a shit load of amazing bands. Guy from The 80s Matchbox is in one of them, Guy is his name not his pronoun.

Anyway it's going to be fucking great, starts at 2 and we are on at 4.

I've needed to pee for over an hour, but the cat is sat in my lap and I can't disturb him. Getting more work done I guess, apart from wasting time on here typing this.

Spent all day stood up in a cupboard shouting and now my legs hurt.

I think the squirrels enjoy the cat and human zoo I organised for them.

I'm designing cover art for someone, had to make up this image from specific directions. Might whack some comic sans on, it's not proper graphic design until you put comic sans on it.

Jazz Gig poster what I designed ages ago, really need to update my graphic design pages.

I design covers like this if that's what you're into.

Marinading Cauliflower for Cauli Tikka Masala, one of my favourite vegan curry dishes.

Just off to vomit on my cat Paul's favourite things, see how he likes picking my vomit out of his cat nip.

This weekends vegan curry was Apricot and Kidney Bean Dopiaza, was alright needed more kick though.

Currently enjoying a delicious healthy Vegan Terry's Chocolate Orange