My responses:

"Okay, what have you done this time?"

"Alright, what do you want?"

"I'm still mad at you."

"Aww. Thanks."

"What the fuck did my mate tell you about me!?"

I see. Makes sence since there a very blatant delay when I get a like notification.

I do see this. Do you see this reply?

Toy Story is going to be Disney's Final Fantasy because this story never fucking ends.

Fair enough.

Why the hell does it look like someone dragged three bleeding corpses across the road?

It's nice that the wildlife don't get ill or anything.

But does it have to look so gruesome?

Great, now I can't unsee it. Thanks.

He's dressed like the stairs.

Looks like a fox snout.

The internet is very silly.

He's also got the hair and stash to hold onto while filing taxes.