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ThatBalconyBoy
@thatbalconyboy.bsky.social
he+him

Eldritch terror in the body of a disenfranchised perpetually salty ageing millennial. Commonly found under a blanket with a cup of coffee looking at plants 💚🌸🌈🕹️
Ok but your gd knees are going to die watering them 😭
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 PM
🥺🥺
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Literally if only 😭😭
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
That time we were at Disney and swore we'd be fine leaving the day the time change kicked in... Driver was not entirely pleased we weren't ready to go (it was like 4am) 😂😂😭
November 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
*hand raises*
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I got a climbing harness setup for my legs/booty and a little tail and some hot af leather deer antlers clubbing gonna be fun this Halloween!
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 PM