That Autist Rob?
@thatautistrob.bsky.social
No Redhats, Nazis, or otherwise fascist chucklefucks allowed.
I post about autism, therapy, politics, funny shit, and life.
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.
Be kind, take no shit.
I post about autism, therapy, politics, funny shit, and life.
Do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks.
Be kind, take no shit.
According to Mrs. Wrestling™️, I’m no longer a “professional.”
Does that mean I have free rein to put clients in headlocks and hit them with chairs?
Time to suplex those maladaptive coping skills.
Does that mean I have free rein to put clients in headlocks and hit them with chairs?
Time to suplex those maladaptive coping skills.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
According to Mrs. Wrestling™️, I’m no longer a “professional.”
Does that mean I have free rein to put clients in headlocks and hit them with chairs?
Time to suplex those maladaptive coping skills.
Does that mean I have free rein to put clients in headlocks and hit them with chairs?
Time to suplex those maladaptive coping skills.
Mom, Elon is making glazebots for Donald again!!!
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Mom, Elon is making glazebots for Donald again!!!
Petulance of the highest order.
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Petulance of the highest order.
If the President of the United States lays sedition charges on the political opposition for reminding the military of their oath to the people and constitution, then I don’t know how much farther south of the Rubicon we can get before calling it what it is.
Tea Party Patriots™️, where y’all at?
Tea Party Patriots™️, where y’all at?
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
If the President of the United States lays sedition charges on the political opposition for reminding the military of their oath to the people and constitution, then I don’t know how much farther south of the Rubicon we can get before calling it what it is.
Tea Party Patriots™️, where y’all at?
Tea Party Patriots™️, where y’all at?
She will run for president on January 6, 2026, the five-year anniversary on the “Revolution” she was lied to about.
It will be a reclamation of January 6th. It will be the door by which thousands can say they were against all this from the start.
If I were writing a bad political thriller, this ☝️
It will be a reclamation of January 6th. It will be the door by which thousands can say they were against all this from the start.
If I were writing a bad political thriller, this ☝️
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 AM
She will run for president on January 6, 2026, the five-year anniversary on the “Revolution” she was lied to about.
It will be a reclamation of January 6th. It will be the door by which thousands can say they were against all this from the start.
If I were writing a bad political thriller, this ☝️
It will be a reclamation of January 6th. It will be the door by which thousands can say they were against all this from the start.
If I were writing a bad political thriller, this ☝️
She’s going to run for president.
I don’t want it to be true. I hope beyond hope that it isn’t true. Every bit of reason would normally say it isn’t true. It would make sense for it to not be true.
But then I think, “What’s the most surreal next step?”
Because that’s where the fuck we’re at.
😫
I don’t want it to be true. I hope beyond hope that it isn’t true. Every bit of reason would normally say it isn’t true. It would make sense for it to not be true.
But then I think, “What’s the most surreal next step?”
Because that’s where the fuck we’re at.
😫
November 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
She’s going to run for president.
I don’t want it to be true. I hope beyond hope that it isn’t true. Every bit of reason would normally say it isn’t true. It would make sense for it to not be true.
But then I think, “What’s the most surreal next step?”
Because that’s where the fuck we’re at.
😫
I don’t want it to be true. I hope beyond hope that it isn’t true. Every bit of reason would normally say it isn’t true. It would make sense for it to not be true.
But then I think, “What’s the most surreal next step?”
Because that’s where the fuck we’re at.
😫
Morally reprehensible people don’t stop being morally reprehensible the moment they gain access to state violence.
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Morally reprehensible people don’t stop being morally reprehensible the moment they gain access to state violence.
So I guess MAGA turned on her - or more likely, she stopped getting attention - and now suddenly the self-proclaimed “feisty Jewess” is concerned about the antisemitism in the MAGA movement she was perfectly okay with stoking when she was getting praise for stochastic terrorism.
Yesterday’s toy.
Yesterday’s toy.
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
So I guess MAGA turned on her - or more likely, she stopped getting attention - and now suddenly the self-proclaimed “feisty Jewess” is concerned about the antisemitism in the MAGA movement she was perfectly okay with stoking when she was getting praise for stochastic terrorism.
Yesterday’s toy.
Yesterday’s toy.
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The President of the United States of America blurted this, with a forceful point of a finger, onboard Air Force One, to a journalist, in response to said journalist’s question regarding the President’s alleged involvement in an international child sex trafficking ring.
The President of the United States of America blurted this, with a forceful point of a finger, onboard Air Force One, to a journalist, in response to said journalist’s question regarding the President’s alleged involvement in an international child sex trafficking ring.
November 19, 2025 at 4:34 AM
“Quiet! Quiet, Piggy!”
The President of the United States of America blurted this, with a forceful point of a finger, onboard Air Force One, to a journalist, in response to said journalist’s question regarding the President’s alleged involvement in an international child sex trafficking ring.
The President of the United States of America blurted this, with a forceful point of a finger, onboard Air Force One, to a journalist, in response to said journalist’s question regarding the President’s alleged involvement in an international child sex trafficking ring.
All Megyn Kelly needs to do is lose 40 (maybe 45) years, and she, too, can be Donald Trump’s type.
November 14, 2025 at 11:41 PM
All Megyn Kelly needs to do is lose 40 (maybe 45) years, and she, too, can be Donald Trump’s type.
Anyway, the “shoot your local pedophile” crowd is pretty quiet these days.
November 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Anyway, the “shoot your local pedophile” crowd is pretty quiet these days.
I can’t imagine being as smugly servile as MAGA is. Everyday is a new, often conflicting, marching order. And everyday, it’s like MAGA marches like little ants to the cadence of whatever bigoted tune they’re told to sing that day.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I can’t imagine being as smugly servile as MAGA is. Everyday is a new, often conflicting, marching order. And everyday, it’s like MAGA marches like little ants to the cadence of whatever bigoted tune they’re told to sing that day.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
And somehow, I’m the fucking sheep.
I would feel bad for Kim Davis, but then I’m reminded that I don’t.
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
November 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I would feel bad for Kim Davis, but then I’m reminded that I don’t.
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Anyway, pay your fuckin’ bills, Kim. And maybe the next time you want to preach to people about the “sanctity of marriage,” you should try not getting knocked up by your 3rd husband while married to your 1st/4th husband.
🏳️🌈
Why, oh why, would you feel the need to pardon 77 loyalists “in connection with the 2020 election” if no crimes or attempts to subvert a free and fair election were committed?
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Why, oh why, would you feel the need to pardon 77 loyalists “in connection with the 2020 election” if no crimes or attempts to subvert a free and fair election were committed?
“When you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own crows, then we shall have peace.”
-King Théoden of Rohan
-King Théoden of Rohan
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“When you hang from a gibbet for the sport of your own crows, then we shall have peace.”
-King Théoden of Rohan
-King Théoden of Rohan
We’re getting dangerously close in this country to the point where you’re going to have to make a choice between what is safe or comfortable, and what is right.
November 6, 2025 at 7:52 AM
We’re getting dangerously close in this country to the point where you’re going to have to make a choice between what is safe or comfortable, and what is right.
Eat shit, Donald.
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Eat shit, Donald.
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote a certain chocolatier, “…[Y]ou get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!”
To quote the Third-Era Hobbitonian chronicler Bilbo Baggins, the President of the United States is acting like “some knob-headed Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.”
November 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
To quote the Third-Era Hobbitonian chronicler Bilbo Baggins, the President of the United States is acting like “some knob-headed Bracegirdle from Hardbottle.”
So many people calling for the guillotine seem to forget that 85% of the victims of the Terror were part of the Third Estate.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
November 3, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So many people calling for the guillotine seem to forget that 85% of the victims of the Terror were part of the Third Estate.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
So let’s maybe not listen to The Robespierres and Marats, lest the Revolution once again devour her children.
NRA: We need guns to protect people who don’t have guns yet from people who do have guns by making sure that the good guys get guns because bad guys also have guns and the good guys use the good guns to stop the bad guys who use the bad guns and that’s why school shootings are actually a good thing.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
NRA: We need guns to protect people who don’t have guns yet from people who do have guns by making sure that the good guys get guns because bad guys also have guns and the good guys use the good guns to stop the bad guys who use the bad guns and that’s why school shootings are actually a good thing.
Hey, MAGA Christians. I have a question for y’all:
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Hey, MAGA Christians. I have a question for y’all:
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
What’s your favorite Bible verse(s)?
Personally, mine is Matthew 7:21-23. I find that these words give a nice insight into what Yeshua ben Yosef might think about these times, and that gives me comfort.
Remember, kids…
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remember, kids…
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
Starting next week, if you see someone stealing food, the fuck you did.
Sincerely,
-Your good buddy Rob
About once per week, I think about that scene in the second Austin Powers movie where Dr. Evil learns that his front company’s legitimate business ventures make 9 times the profit of his harebrained criminal enterprises.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
About once per week, I think about that scene in the second Austin Powers movie where Dr. Evil learns that his front company’s legitimate business ventures make 9 times the profit of his harebrained criminal enterprises.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
This thought has increased in frequency in recent months and years.
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN $42 PROTEST CHECK, GEORGE SOROS?!
October 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
WHERE’S MY GODDAMN $42 PROTEST CHECK, GEORGE SOROS?!