Abby Owen
@thatabbyowen.bsky.social
former popsicle, current gremlin ✨ she/her ✨ My Demon Roommate, Back of Beyond Station, Royal Disasters ✨
This pizza made me throw up for the first time in 6 years. The inventor of stuffed crust pizza now should sleep with one eye open because I am COMING FOR THEM
whoever invented stuffed crust pizza deserves an open mouth kiss and yes I am offering
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 AM
This pizza made me throw up for the first time in 6 years. The inventor of stuffed crust pizza now should sleep with one eye open because I am COMING FOR THEM
whoever invented stuffed crust pizza deserves an open mouth kiss and yes I am offering
November 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
whoever invented stuffed crust pizza deserves an open mouth kiss and yes I am offering
who hired an etsy witch to curse me because why am I sick, hurt my back, and also just realized too late I ate moldy bread?? Please forgive me for whatever I did to hurt you 😭
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
who hired an etsy witch to curse me because why am I sick, hurt my back, and also just realized too late I ate moldy bread?? Please forgive me for whatever I did to hurt you 😭
I’ve reached that point in being sick where if I don’t fully shed my skin I’m going to lose my mind 🤩
November 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I’ve reached that point in being sick where if I don’t fully shed my skin I’m going to lose my mind 🤩
just finished a book that sent me into such an emotional spiral (in a good way!) that I started cleaning my apartment?? at midnight???
October 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
just finished a book that sent me into such an emotional spiral (in a good way!) that I started cleaning my apartment?? at midnight???
if you’re going to talk on the phone in a public restroom it should be required by law that you put it on speaker so I can hear both sides of the conversation
I’m your captive audience!! If you ask “and then what happened??” one more time I’m gonna start asking too!!
I’m your captive audience!! If you ask “and then what happened??” one more time I’m gonna start asking too!!
March 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
if you’re going to talk on the phone in a public restroom it should be required by law that you put it on speaker so I can hear both sides of the conversation
I’m your captive audience!! If you ask “and then what happened??” one more time I’m gonna start asking too!!
I’m your captive audience!! If you ask “and then what happened??” one more time I’m gonna start asking too!!
do I like this coffee? or do I like the 10 coffee creamers and 6.5 packets of sugar I put in it to make the flavor unrecognizable? who’s to say 😌
March 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
do I like this coffee? or do I like the 10 coffee creamers and 6.5 packets of sugar I put in it to make the flavor unrecognizable? who’s to say 😌
I remember nothing else from my dream but being on a water ride and saying “that horse is a fascist”
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I remember nothing else from my dream but being on a water ride and saying “that horse is a fascist”
I’m 75% of the way through the final book in a trilogy and they just killed my favorite character
the rage I feel reaches so far within my soul I worry it will catch aflame and burn out of my body
the rage I feel reaches so far within my soul I worry it will catch aflame and burn out of my body
February 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m 75% of the way through the final book in a trilogy and they just killed my favorite character
the rage I feel reaches so far within my soul I worry it will catch aflame and burn out of my body
the rage I feel reaches so far within my soul I worry it will catch aflame and burn out of my body
I’m gonna need 3-5 business weeks to emotionally recover from the C3 critical role finale 💖🥹😭
February 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m gonna need 3-5 business weeks to emotionally recover from the C3 critical role finale 💖🥹😭
I just finished writing the final part of My Demon Roommate episode 11 🥹💖 the Mortal visiting Hell arc is done!! Now to film it 🤩
February 9, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I just finished writing the final part of My Demon Roommate episode 11 🥹💖 the Mortal visiting Hell arc is done!! Now to film it 🤩
they want to know if you like their strawberry hat, they just got it this morning 🍓
February 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
they want to know if you like their strawberry hat, they just got it this morning 🍓
My period started today so for fun I’m getting extra hydrated and watching movies that have historically made me cry 🤩
January 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My period started today so for fun I’m getting extra hydrated and watching movies that have historically made me cry 🤩
had a dream I went to see an incredibly long superhero movie that was fine but had these HUGE swathes of dull plot so everyone in the theater kept leaving for snacks & switching seats& talking loudly to each other & flirting with their seat neighbors-i wish every movie going experience was like this
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
had a dream I went to see an incredibly long superhero movie that was fine but had these HUGE swathes of dull plot so everyone in the theater kept leaving for snacks & switching seats& talking loudly to each other & flirting with their seat neighbors-i wish every movie going experience was like this
The difficulty with which I parallel park needs to be studied by a medical professional. Or a psychic. Because they’re either going to find an anti-parallel gene, or a little guy at the controls in my head who’s screaming just as loudly as me 🚙
January 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The difficulty with which I parallel park needs to be studied by a medical professional. Or a psychic. Because they’re either going to find an anti-parallel gene, or a little guy at the controls in my head who’s screaming just as loudly as me 🚙
leaving this blank because I have none. zero thoughts. head empty. I only know fine dining and breathing.
January 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
leaving this blank because I have none. zero thoughts. head empty. I only know fine dining and breathing.
you know how 5 year olds drink bottled drinks? that’s what I sound like right now eating dinner with a stuffy nose 😷
December 6, 2024 at 3:40 AM
you know how 5 year olds drink bottled drinks? that’s what I sound like right now eating dinner with a stuffy nose 😷
deepest apologizes to my neighbors for screaming 3 times in a row at 11pm, but some big heart little heart stuff 💕 and some mushroom stuff 🍄 just happened in critical role- I promise I’m not being murdered, I’m just being a nerd about love
November 22, 2024 at 4:36 AM
deepest apologizes to my neighbors for screaming 3 times in a row at 11pm, but some big heart little heart stuff 💕 and some mushroom stuff 🍄 just happened in critical role- I promise I’m not being murdered, I’m just being a nerd about love
it’s me and my 3am gummy worms against the world
November 20, 2024 at 9:20 AM
it’s me and my 3am gummy worms against the world
someone complimented my laugh today so if anyone needs me I’ll be riding that high all the way to 2025
November 15, 2024 at 11:09 PM
someone complimented my laugh today so if anyone needs me I’ll be riding that high all the way to 2025
I think in my next life I’d really like to be a bodega cat
taking naps in piles of chip bags
sitting in pools of sunlight for warmth
acting like a cryptid by following shoppers around during their 3am snack run, making them doubt if I’m staring at their choices with approval or judgement
the dream
taking naps in piles of chip bags
sitting in pools of sunlight for warmth
acting like a cryptid by following shoppers around during their 3am snack run, making them doubt if I’m staring at their choices with approval or judgement
the dream
November 13, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I think in my next life I’d really like to be a bodega cat
taking naps in piles of chip bags
sitting in pools of sunlight for warmth
acting like a cryptid by following shoppers around during their 3am snack run, making them doubt if I’m staring at their choices with approval or judgement
the dream
taking naps in piles of chip bags
sitting in pools of sunlight for warmth
acting like a cryptid by following shoppers around during their 3am snack run, making them doubt if I’m staring at their choices with approval or judgement
the dream
Hello, I love you so much. Today is hard. Tomorrow will be hard. But I love you. And there will be joy again. Because we will continue to fight for what’s right and for our communities. We will protect and support those who need it. Because of love.
November 7, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Hello, I love you so much. Today is hard. Tomorrow will be hard. But I love you. And there will be joy again. Because we will continue to fight for what’s right and for our communities. We will protect and support those who need it. Because of love.
i need someone to go with me to the craft store and just make disappointed “nope. ah-ah. stop it” noises whenever I reach for something that i don’t technically need and my wallet can’t stand but my heart truly longs for
October 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
i need someone to go with me to the craft store and just make disappointed “nope. ah-ah. stop it” noises whenever I reach for something that i don’t technically need and my wallet can’t stand but my heart truly longs for