Sarah
@that1sarah.bsky.social
Social worker
Dog mom and soon to be triple human mom
24 years old
she/her
rp acct for @nix.lesbian.cat
pfp by @smutpirate.bsky.social
Dog mom and soon to be triple human mom
24 years old
she/her
rp acct for @nix.lesbian.cat
pfp by @smutpirate.bsky.social
Gonna start calling this my pre-MILF era
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Gonna start calling this my pre-MILF era
Tasty snack of pretzels with mustard
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tasty snack of pretzels with mustard
Happy holiday, everyone!
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Happy holiday, everyone!
Pumped 3.5 liters of milk yesterday... any chance I'm actually part cow?
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Pumped 3.5 liters of milk yesterday... any chance I'm actually part cow?
What's a good Halloween costume for someone who is basically three orbs on legs?
October 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
What's a good Halloween costume for someone who is basically three orbs on legs?
Happy Thanksgiving!
Feeling more stuffed than any turkey this year...
Feeling more stuffed than any turkey this year...
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Feeling more stuffed than any turkey this year...
Feeling more stuffed than any turkey this year...
Telling Jess about Rhea Ripley to get her into wrestling
September 17, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Telling Jess about Rhea Ripley to get her into wrestling
Alex has seen my tits approximately 3000 times but his face still lights up every time I take off my bra
September 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Alex has seen my tits approximately 3000 times but his face still lights up every time I take off my bra
I am such a slut for barbecue sauce
September 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I am such a slut for barbecue sauce
This is basically how it happened 🤷♀️
September 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This is basically how it happened 🤷♀️
So glad I have a willing boob and belly lotioner
August 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
So glad I have a willing boob and belly lotioner
This kid did NOT go to university
August 27, 2025 at 1:47 PM
This kid did NOT go to university
Bailey has been extra gentle during the third trimester. It's amazing how dogs just KNOW things
July 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Bailey has been extra gentle during the third trimester. It's amazing how dogs just KNOW things
I think I might dress up as one of Alex's fictional crushes for his birthday...
July 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I think I might dress up as one of Alex's fictional crushes for his birthday...
Anyone got ideas for a birthday surprise for a boyfriend who really likes my growing milky tits?
July 10, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyone got ideas for a birthday surprise for a boyfriend who really likes my growing milky tits?
Feel like I've been pregnant for like a year...
July 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Feel like I've been pregnant for like a year...
🍈 Pronouns: she/her
🍈 Height: 180 cm
🍈 Sexuality: mostly straight
🍈 Sign: Pisces
🍈 Piercings: Just my ears
🍈 Tattoos: None
🍈 Drinks: Strawberry milkshake
🍈 Food: Recently? Pickles with peanut butter...
🍈 Pets: My lab Bailey 💚
🍈 Relationship: Dating a huge dork
🍈 Height: 180 cm
🍈 Sexuality: mostly straight
🍈 Sign: Pisces
🍈 Piercings: Just my ears
🍈 Tattoos: None
🍈 Drinks: Strawberry milkshake
🍈 Food: Recently? Pickles with peanut butter...
🍈 Pets: My lab Bailey 💚
🍈 Relationship: Dating a huge dork
🖤 Pronouns: she or they
🖤 Height: 173 cm
🖤 Sexuality: gay as fuuuuuuu
🖤 Sign: the goat one
🖤 Piercings: Ears, nose and bottom lip
🖤 Tattoos: Three right now, but working on it
🖤 Drinks: Black tea
🖤 Food: Pu- I mean, home-made pizza
🖤 Pets: My son Salem
🖤 Relationship: Dating the queen of silly
🖤 Height: 173 cm
🖤 Sexuality: gay as fuuuuuuu
🖤 Sign: the goat one
🖤 Piercings: Ears, nose and bottom lip
🖤 Tattoos: Three right now, but working on it
🖤 Drinks: Black tea
🖤 Food: Pu- I mean, home-made pizza
🖤 Pets: My son Salem
🖤 Relationship: Dating the queen of silly
🪚 Pronouns: he/him
🪚 Height: 191 cm
🪚 Sexuality: straight
🪚 Sign: Scorpio ♏
🪚 Piercings: None
🪚 Tattoos: Three hearts on my shoulder, drawn by my daughters
🪚 Drinks: Love a Canada Dry
🪚 Food: Can't beat a good burger
🪚 Pets: As the kiddo mentioned, Luna
🪚 Relationship: Happily married for 24 years
🪚 Height: 191 cm
🪚 Sexuality: straight
🪚 Sign: Scorpio ♏
🪚 Piercings: None
🪚 Tattoos: Three hearts on my shoulder, drawn by my daughters
🪚 Drinks: Love a Canada Dry
🪚 Food: Can't beat a good burger
🪚 Pets: As the kiddo mentioned, Luna
🪚 Relationship: Happily married for 24 years
June 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
🍈 Pronouns: she/her
🍈 Height: 180 cm
🍈 Sexuality: mostly straight
🍈 Sign: Pisces
🍈 Piercings: Just my ears
🍈 Tattoos: None
🍈 Drinks: Strawberry milkshake
🍈 Food: Recently? Pickles with peanut butter...
🍈 Pets: My lab Bailey 💚
🍈 Relationship: Dating a huge dork
🍈 Height: 180 cm
🍈 Sexuality: mostly straight
🍈 Sign: Pisces
🍈 Piercings: Just my ears
🍈 Tattoos: None
🍈 Drinks: Strawberry milkshake
🍈 Food: Recently? Pickles with peanut butter...
🍈 Pets: My lab Bailey 💚
🍈 Relationship: Dating a huge dork
Doing my duty as a girlfriend (saying "wow that scream sounded real" when Viggo kicks the helmet)
June 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Doing my duty as a girlfriend (saying "wow that scream sounded real" when Viggo kicks the helmet)
Happy Pride to all the wonderful queer people out there! 💚
June 5, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Happy Pride to all the wonderful queer people out there! 💚
Alex has two noodle-based meals planned for today. He better bring home some pad thai later.
May 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Alex has two noodle-based meals planned for today. He better bring home some pad thai later.
It's so weird when you think of your sister as a little goober but then she's about to go live with her girlfriend
May 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's so weird when you think of your sister as a little goober but then she's about to go live with her girlfriend