There’s more cocaine in this picture than there is in most counties in the United States.

He’s about a lunchtime bump away from a toboggan and ski-goggles.

The fundamental structure of the world and everything in it was fantastic, but FFS at some point… STATISTICALLY… something has -got- to go your way.

Even I am not that cynical.

AH-OOOOOOO WEREWOLVES IN THE QT BATHROOM…

DUH-DUN, DUH-DUN, DUN-TA-DUN-DUN…

What I didn’t like about this one is that literally everything went wrong. Every time the protagonists might have gotten lucky it blew up in their face not only in a bad way, but the -worst possible- way.

“Facilites around here are members-only, you trash. Blame Canada somewhere else.”

-Love, Ontario

Now that I know this exists it seems like a real shame that “Up In Here” by DMX already has a video.

Oh I bet that’s exactly how he smiles at the person he’s just roofied when he pauses to say “gosh, are you *feeling* alright?”

There is a high probability that you’ll read about him in Time Magazine.

Think to ask him if he’d recently shot a rich guy in Manhattan?

Between the heaving, I mean.

We should call a conclave and inform everyone that they’re to start calling it “Twanker.”

That’s the kind of luxury money just can’t buy.

I mean half the appeal of urban dining is being able to stare and point at the people walking by on the street without them being able to do the same, is it not?

Check your shoes for mice.

That’s the $64,000 question…

Imma be real with you my man. Anyone who drops thirty racks on blowjob-themed internet banana dollars then wants to be surprised when they get cleaned out has it coming.

Someone pay that chump a living wage and keep his ass away from the scissors.

So I’m guessing it would be the skipper playing? Being able to steer the game *and* the ship seems immediately intriguing.

I think you got it in one.

Recall UHC used an AI chatbot to reject something like 90% of the claims they received, and did so knowing that the thing was wrong (a lot) more than half the time.

This organization understands that most people don’t argue if you sound official enough.

Funny that an industry that’s built on telling lies to the end of keeping their customers’ money has decided that some electronic pinky-swear is going to keep their executives from getting bushwhacked.