Gotta love how the media calls it a "Boat Strike Crisis".

Yeah, and John Wayne Gacy's actions were "Unfunny Behavior of a Clown Crisis".

Literally how I felt as a Pole.

Can I get this whole thread tattooed on my arm?

I bet the person who won $1.33B in April '24 is so pissed off right now. They could've bought the whole USA and would still have more than $1B of their Powerball winnings left to splurge on something nice.

I liked Bad Religion better when they weren't meddling in politics and religion. Stick to making music!
/s

Launchpad: He was an old-school actor who did his own stunts. Sure, he got a little banged up in later seasons. But that just made him even more heroic.
Dewey: Why didn't he just use CGI?
Launchpad: Real heroes don't need high-tech special effects or basic safety precautions.

DuckTales '17, S1:E15

Quod erat demonstrandum.

Turns out the clowns also implemented the important clown routine of throwing cakes and hitting the wrong guy and getting angry at each other.

FYI the definition of a term "artist" is NOT "a service provider using any way possible to deliver a product perceivable by one or few of the recipient's senses".

#noAI #HumanArt

BLURK: What do you do to gut their souls?
ABUM: I don't do squat anymore. (...) Mankind has progressed to a point in its dim-witted history where life has been drained of all of its enchantment. All you got to do is sit back and enjoy.

Millennium, S2E21 ("Somehow, Satan Got Behind Me"), May 1, 1998

Perhaps my perspective is skewed, me being a disregarded humanist and all, but I think the trend of disregarding humanities is what got us in this mess in the first place.

If you're afraid of clowns, know that
they are scary, loud, and obnoxious, and take too much space at first, but they are also ridiculous and foolish, and sooner or later they will trip noisily over their own feet. Don't forget to laugh even before that happens.