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Mermaids and unicorns are real.
January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Mermaids and unicorns are real.
Guys who only know NYC from Marvel.
Not, like, X-Men or Captain America mind you.
Just Punisher.
Not, like, the comics Punisher. Just the general concept of him through a movie watched on mute while drunk, and their cousin in the ‘force who wears shirts with his logo in it.
Not, like, X-Men or Captain America mind you.
Just Punisher.
Not, like, the comics Punisher. Just the general concept of him through a movie watched on mute while drunk, and their cousin in the ‘force who wears shirts with his logo in it.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Guys who only know NYC from Marvel.
Not, like, X-Men or Captain America mind you.
Just Punisher.
Not, like, the comics Punisher. Just the general concept of him through a movie watched on mute while drunk, and their cousin in the ‘force who wears shirts with his logo in it.
Not, like, X-Men or Captain America mind you.
Just Punisher.
Not, like, the comics Punisher. Just the general concept of him through a movie watched on mute while drunk, and their cousin in the ‘force who wears shirts with his logo in it.
Hot take: the Minotaur is the male version of Medusa as “victim made a monster”. (Art by theslowesthnery on Tumblr)
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hot take: the Minotaur is the male version of Medusa as “victim made a monster”. (Art by theslowesthnery on Tumblr)
Speaking as someone who’s knowledge of NYC comes mostly from pop culture: don’t all the rich old-blood folks move to New England? Isn’t the population mostly between 1st-4th gen immigrants, rich or poor? Even Trump’s family.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Speaking as someone who’s knowledge of NYC comes mostly from pop culture: don’t all the rich old-blood folks move to New England? Isn’t the population mostly between 1st-4th gen immigrants, rich or poor? Even Trump’s family.
The Khelt Nar founding myth.
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Khelt Nar founding myth.
There is an entire Star Wars species who’s power is “you are now horny so this isn’t assault”.
Its understandable you forgot. Most folks memory hole it in the same place as Drow orgasmic womb wars and Spider-semen giving Mary-Jane cancer.
Its understandable you forgot. Most folks memory hole it in the same place as Drow orgasmic womb wars and Spider-semen giving Mary-Jane cancer.
September 19, 2025 at 8:40 AM
There is an entire Star Wars species who’s power is “you are now horny so this isn’t assault”.
Its understandable you forgot. Most folks memory hole it in the same place as Drow orgasmic womb wars and Spider-semen giving Mary-Jane cancer.
Its understandable you forgot. Most folks memory hole it in the same place as Drow orgasmic womb wars and Spider-semen giving Mary-Jane cancer.
The pattern is Mother/Maiden/Crone.
Gonna need three maidens, lets call Destiny a mother so you only need two of them, and one more legit crone.
They mostly engineer events that happen offscreen and narrate them to each other later.
At least one needs to speak in horror puns.
Gonna need three maidens, lets call Destiny a mother so you only need two of them, and one more legit crone.
They mostly engineer events that happen offscreen and narrate them to each other later.
At least one needs to speak in horror puns.
September 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
The pattern is Mother/Maiden/Crone.
Gonna need three maidens, lets call Destiny a mother so you only need two of them, and one more legit crone.
They mostly engineer events that happen offscreen and narrate them to each other later.
At least one needs to speak in horror puns.
Gonna need three maidens, lets call Destiny a mother so you only need two of them, and one more legit crone.
They mostly engineer events that happen offscreen and narrate them to each other later.
At least one needs to speak in horror puns.
It’d also why Mustafar had trees in the opening of Rise of Skywalker. He was like “the hell do I need resurrection magic for, I kill people!” and just left the magic life spell running while the Sith ghost who was making all the lava was like “meh, this sucks” and finally died. Boom, forest planet.
September 18, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It’d also why Mustafar had trees in the opening of Rise of Skywalker. He was like “the hell do I need resurrection magic for, I kill people!” and just left the magic life spell running while the Sith ghost who was making all the lava was like “meh, this sucks” and finally died. Boom, forest planet.
Funny thing is Padme chose death.
In the canon comics Vader succeeded at a resurrection ritual. He tried to hide in his past self but she told him “Anakin is dead” then YOLO’d straight back into the afterlife without having to see his limbless demonic Force impression.
In the canon comics Vader succeeded at a resurrection ritual. He tried to hide in his past self but she told him “Anakin is dead” then YOLO’d straight back into the afterlife without having to see his limbless demonic Force impression.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Funny thing is Padme chose death.
In the canon comics Vader succeeded at a resurrection ritual. He tried to hide in his past self but she told him “Anakin is dead” then YOLO’d straight back into the afterlife without having to see his limbless demonic Force impression.
In the canon comics Vader succeeded at a resurrection ritual. He tried to hide in his past self but she told him “Anakin is dead” then YOLO’d straight back into the afterlife without having to see his limbless demonic Force impression.
When you’re just a lil’ gal, but your dad is a dragon god in wasp form and mom is a spider.
September 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
When you’re just a lil’ gal, but your dad is a dragon god in wasp form and mom is a spider.
Spider+wasp=gurl.
September 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Spider+wasp=gurl.
Nah, there is no vibe in me to mock this. It reminds me of the two-headed cow comic.
…also the Shaun Of The Dead joke about dogs not looking up.
…also the Shaun Of The Dead joke about dogs not looking up.
November 21, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Nah, there is no vibe in me to mock this. It reminds me of the two-headed cow comic.
…also the Shaun Of The Dead joke about dogs not looking up.
…also the Shaun Of The Dead joke about dogs not looking up.
Don Quixote looking like a 90’s teen stereotype and on a skateboard donkey comes to mind.
November 21, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Don Quixote looking like a 90’s teen stereotype and on a skateboard donkey comes to mind.
We lost out on the best potential studio team-up since Roger Rabbit.
November 20, 2024 at 11:59 PM
We lost out on the best potential studio team-up since Roger Rabbit.
Styrkaar: “We take turns wearing each other’s skin!”
November 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
Styrkaar: “We take turns wearing each other’s skin!”
Jesse and James would totally spot Wobuffet.
November 20, 2024 at 11:02 PM
Jesse and James would totally spot Wobuffet.
Needs more Troll Hags though.
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
Needs more Troll Hags though.