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When it comes to persecuting Christians, we don’t need to look beyond our shores. Sadly, the call is coming from inside the house.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Holiday Edition
Persecuting Christians
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December 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM
When it comes to persecuting Christians, we don’t need to look beyond our shores. Sadly, the call is coming from inside the house.
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Our local paper just published a piece on this, and here are some of the stories:
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Big Problems for Small Businesses
In the small town where I live, local businesses are struggling and consumers are paying higher prices because of Trump’s senseless import taxes (tariffs).
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December 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Our local paper just published a piece on this, and here are some of the stories:
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But here’s the thing: a new poll by the Associated Press has Trump’s approval rating on the economy at 31%, an all-time low across both of his terms.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Grade Inflation
When asked recently by Politico’s Dasha Burns what grade he would give himself on the economy, our delusional narcissist president replied, with no trace of irony, “A+++++.” But here’s the thing: a ne...
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December 14, 2025 at 3:18 PM
But here’s the thing: a new poll by the Associated Press has Trump’s approval rating on the economy at 31%, an all-time low across both of his terms.
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As the wheels come off the Trump clown car, we sometimes have reason to be grateful for the incompetence. Take the case of the construction workers who escaped arrest by DHS agents by climbing onto the roof of a two-story house and refusing to come down.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Raise High the Roof Beam
Trump 2.0 is a dangerous farce comprised of constant lies, staggering hypocrisy, and grotesque contradictions.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
As the wheels come off the Trump clown car, we sometimes have reason to be grateful for the incompetence. Take the case of the construction workers who escaped arrest by DHS agents by climbing onto the roof of a two-story house and refusing to come down.
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Except he’s denying that cost of living is a problem and calling the affordability crisis a Democratic hoax. But unlike the Russia hoax, the climate change hoax, and his other so-called hoaxes, he’s got a steep uphill battle on this one.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: The Con Stops Here
Evidently, President Sleepy has decided to take time out of his busy schedule designing a gilded ballroom and taking midday naps for a bit of domestic travel to talk about affordability.
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December 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Except he’s denying that cost of living is a problem and calling the affordability crisis a Democratic hoax. But unlike the Russia hoax, the climate change hoax, and his other so-called hoaxes, he’s got a steep uphill battle on this one.
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Among the many things this sociopath can never understand, however, is this: what goes around comes around.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Sleepy Donny
One of President Trump’s superpowers is creating nicknames for his political rivals that brutally and effectively highlight their biggest weaknesses.
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November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Among the many things this sociopath can never understand, however, is this: what goes around comes around.
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Wow! This is crazy. Internal coup brewing perhaps?
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Cats on a Couch by Amanda McGonigle (@catsonacouch) on Threads
Vance 2028 vans pop up in DC today, with the tagline "MAGA without the Dementia." Paid for by Patriots for American Principles, Inc.
Their FEC filing says they incorporated in late October.
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November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Wow! This is crazy. Internal coup brewing perhaps?
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And his addled brain has turned to oatmeal. The guy spews incoherent nonsense every time he opens his mouth.
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Donny Demento, Episode 8: Magnets
If he serves his full term, President Venous Insufficiency would be the oldest president in American history.
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November 16, 2025 at 12:25 PM
And his addled brain has turned to oatmeal. The guy spews incoherent nonsense every time he opens his mouth.
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You told us you’re such a great businessman, but America is bleeding jobs under your “leadership.”
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Bleeding Jobs
Uh oh, Donny.
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November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
You told us you’re such a great businessman, but America is bleeding jobs under your “leadership.”
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And the guy is clearly suffering from dementia. He is utterly incoherent. Consider his recent ramble on childhood vaccines.
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Donny Demento Episode 7: Shooting up a Horse
If he serves his full term, President Trump would be the oldest president in American history.
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November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
And the guy is clearly suffering from dementia. He is utterly incoherent. Consider his recent ramble on childhood vaccines.
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Now it seems likely that the almost octogenarian has suffered a stroke.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Brainfarct
Not only is President Trump closing in on 80 years old, he’s evidently in pretty bad shape.
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November 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Now it seems likely that the almost octogenarian has suffered a stroke.
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This Halloweek was made significantly less happy for a number of children and their families in Chicago when their Halloween festivities were disrupted by nearby ICE activity.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency, Halloween Edition
Happy Halloweekend everyone!
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October 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This Halloweek was made significantly less happy for a number of children and their families in Chicago when their Halloween festivities were disrupted by nearby ICE activity.
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Consider the following inane tangent about “gorgeous paper” in his address to the top military brass at Quantico last month.
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Donny Demento Episode 6: Gorgeous Paper
Donny Demento, 79, would be the oldest president in American history if he serves his full term, and he is already senile and utterly incoherent.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Consider the following inane tangent about “gorgeous paper” in his address to the top military brass at Quantico last month.
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How’s that working out? On Friday, we learned that the Consumer Price Index rose 3 percent from the same time last year.
How’s that working out? On Friday, we learned that the Consumer Price Index rose 3 percent from the same time last year.
Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Prices Rising
For most of the 2024 non-MAGA Trump voters, it was his promise to bring costs down that got them on board.
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October 28, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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How’s that working out? On Friday, we learned that the Consumer Price Index rose 3 percent from the same time last year.
How’s that working out? On Friday, we learned that the Consumer Price Index rose 3 percent from the same time last year.
Turns out Trump has imposed steep import taxes on American businesses and raised prices for American consumers with his idiotic tariff policy and now plans to transfer our wealth to one of his neediest constituencies.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Trump's Stupid Socialism
Every day I’m so grateful that we didn’t elect that Socialist lady president.
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October 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Turns out Trump has imposed steep import taxes on American businesses and raised prices for American consumers with his idiotic tariff policy and now plans to transfer our wealth to one of his neediest constituencies.
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As is his wont as a sociopath, Trump spoke without irony or self-awareness when he noted that “We’ve got a lot of stupid people in this country running things.”
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Nailed It!
After vomiting up tens of thousands of lies in his ten years as a political figure, the Idiot-in-Chief has finally spoken the truth.
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September 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
As is his wont as a sociopath, Trump spoke without irony or self-awareness when he noted that “We’ve got a lot of stupid people in this country running things.”
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Consider his bonkers claim about American drug deaths used to justify the administration’s illegal extra-judicial killing of Venezuelan migrants on a boat in Caribbean:
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Donny Demento Episode 5: Drug Deaths
President Cankles is 79 years old and when his decaying brain makes nonsense come out of his mouth he sounds at least ten years older.
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September 24, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Consider his bonkers claim about American drug deaths used to justify the administration’s illegal extra-judicial killing of Venezuelan migrants on a boat in Caribbean:
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Now we have a good, old-fashioned bribery story that follows the classic conventions of corruption and is super easy to understand.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Classic Corruption
We’ve seen many stunning examples of corruption in this administration, and Trump and his family have been using his presidency to enrich themselves by billions of dollars.
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September 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Now we have a good, old-fashioned bribery story that follows the classic conventions of corruption and is super easy to understand.
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Trump got absolutely nothing - zero concessions - from Putin, in exchange for obsequiously hosting the blood-soaked Russian despot in Alaska (another great deal, Donny!).
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Perpetually Played
In the weeks since Trump embarrassed himself and the country by hosting Russian warmonger Vladimir Putin on American soil on August 15th, it has become painfully obvious that our dumb dictator continu...
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September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Trump got absolutely nothing - zero concessions - from Putin, in exchange for obsequiously hosting the blood-soaked Russian despot in Alaska (another great deal, Donny!).
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The Divider-in-Chief recently lashed out at “radical left lunatics.” It’s unclear exactly who he was referring to, but knowing the way his lizard brain works, we can assume he was talking about anyone he doesn’t like or who disagrees with him.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: The New Conservatives
We're not radical, we're not lunatics, and we've left left-right behind.
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September 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
The Divider-in-Chief recently lashed out at “radical left lunatics.” It’s unclear exactly who he was referring to, but knowing the way his lizard brain works, we can assume he was talking about anyone he doesn’t like or who disagrees with him.
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The man who would be the oldest president in American history if he serves his full term is utterly incoherent.
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Donny Demento Episode 4: Without Even Knowing It
In a rare mix of young and old, Trump combines the limited vocabulary of a 5-year-old with the senility a of a 95-year-old.
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September 15, 2025 at 11:27 AM
The man who would be the oldest president in American history if he serves his full term is utterly incoherent.
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And yet he seems to have recently taken his eyes off the prize, jeopardizing his chances to win with three eminently unpeaceful actions, one symbolic, one brazenly lawless, and one just fucking insane.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Eyes on the Prize?
It is so obvious that our self-aggrandizing, attention-seeking president desperately craves the Nobel Peace Prize.
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September 10, 2025 at 6:09 PM
And yet he seems to have recently taken his eyes off the prize, jeopardizing his chances to win with three eminently unpeaceful actions, one symbolic, one brazenly lawless, and one just fucking insane.
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Then they made a mockery of our justice system. Now they are trying to steal our hard-earned money.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Compensating Criminals
First they tried to silence our voices.
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September 9, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Then they made a mockery of our justice system. Now they are trying to steal our hard-earned money.
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This is the second consecutive bad jobs report. In August, U.S. employers added only 23,000 jobs. The unemployment rate rose to 4.3 percent, which is close to a four-year high.
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Chronicles of a Failed Presidency: Doing a Bad Job
Uh oh, Donny, the August jobs report is in, and the numbers are pretty lousy.
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September 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is the second consecutive bad jobs report. In August, U.S. employers added only 23,000 jobs. The unemployment rate rose to 4.3 percent, which is close to a four-year high.
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