"YOU'D BETTER GO TO A PIZZERIA THAT SELLS LESS SPECIFIC PIZZAS!"

"my most specific pizza is far too specific for you, traveller"

make her a very specific pizza, duh

You can't put rules in place so that you're the only one who gets to pick the music, Martin. What about the rest of us, huh?

Hell yeah, Martin, I am proud of you! I resonate so hard with your aversion to confrontation. You are a top tier human being.

this is beautiful!