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Tanukis! It feels like half of Japanese folklore is just "damn, them tanukis got really big balls."
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Tanukis! It feels like half of Japanese folklore is just "damn, them tanukis got really big balls."
"They gave themselves a bigger margin than we gave ourselves! Waaaaah!" OK, sorry you started a gerrymandering war but suck at gerrymandering?
February 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
"They gave themselves a bigger margin than we gave ourselves! Waaaaah!" OK, sorry you started a gerrymandering war but suck at gerrymandering?
No fear! They've already been booed in a wide variety of public places, at home and abroad.
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
No fear! They've already been booed in a wide variety of public places, at home and abroad.
If only he had charisma and could sing, the world could have been saved.
February 7, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If only he had charisma and could sing, the world could have been saved.
It hasn't been as high as 41% for more than a month.
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
It hasn't been as high as 41% for more than a month.
Foreigners might make him eat something with flavor.
February 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Foreigners might make him eat something with flavor.
Ted Cruz. He could wear his college mime accoutrements.
February 7, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Ted Cruz. He could wear his college mime accoutrements.
Cor blimey, guvnor!
February 7, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Cor blimey, guvnor!
It's the Platonically ideal cat photo.
February 7, 2026 at 2:35 AM
It's the Platonically ideal cat photo.
He also did a long, fawning piece with a "pro-life" activist, and he managed to find time to publish THAT.
February 6, 2026 at 10:54 PM
He also did a long, fawning piece with a "pro-life" activist, and he managed to find time to publish THAT.
Olives and spinach make my dog SO sad. People eating things that he doesn't want to eat too shakes his whole conception of reality.
February 6, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Olives and spinach make my dog SO sad. People eating things that he doesn't want to eat too shakes his whole conception of reality.
Two catapult specialists during the Punic Wars find forbidden love: Yeeted Rivalry.
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Two catapult specialists during the Punic Wars find forbidden love: Yeeted Rivalry.
It's OK-- he clearly wasn't listening.
February 5, 2026 at 4:20 PM
It's OK-- he clearly wasn't listening.
And then everyone sneers at state schools or smaller private u unis and their students. It's pretty gross.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
And then everyone sneers at state schools or smaller private u unis and their students. It's pretty gross.
Sane, patriotic people don't become billionaires.
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Sane, patriotic people don't become billionaires.
I mean, everyone alive is the product of millions of reproductive choices where people all over the world were looking pretty good to someone else. Obviously there is no human enclave that was selecting for "yuck."
February 3, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I mean, everyone alive is the product of millions of reproductive choices where people all over the world were looking pretty good to someone else. Obviously there is no human enclave that was selecting for "yuck."
In his defense, Elon is not just a gutter racist. He's also quite dumb and a drug addict.
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
In his defense, Elon is not just a gutter racist. He's also quite dumb and a drug addict.
I would imagine a woman's face would look fairly rough after launching only one ship, let alone a thousand.
February 2, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I would imagine a woman's face would look fairly rough after launching only one ship, let alone a thousand.
He's going to bulldoze it to the ground.
February 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
He's going to bulldoze it to the ground.
Freaking amazing movie! One of my all-time favorites.
February 1, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Freaking amazing movie! One of my all-time favorites.
Eg Courtney Love.
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Eg Courtney Love.
In a LANDSLIDE.
February 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
In a LANDSLIDE.
OK, but didn't you then vote for the Crypto bill that makes this kind of corruption even easier? Why on earth did you do that?
February 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
OK, but didn't you then vote for the Crypto bill that makes this kind of corruption even easier? Why on earth did you do that?
I think that song is a little more nuanced than most of these examples. It never presents the relationship as a positive thing for either of them, it's a clusterfuck.
February 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I think that song is a little more nuanced than most of these examples. It never presents the relationship as a positive thing for either of them, it's a clusterfuck.
"Go away little girl, before I beg you to stay."
"The girl that I marry has to be, as soft and as pink as a nursery..."
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean ...
Sexy and seventeen, my little rock'n'roll queen ...
"The girl that I marry has to be, as soft and as pink as a nursery..."
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean ...
Sexy and seventeen, my little rock'n'roll queen ...
February 1, 2026 at 6:48 PM
"Go away little girl, before I beg you to stay."
"The girl that I marry has to be, as soft and as pink as a nursery..."
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean ...
Sexy and seventeen, my little rock'n'roll queen ...
"The girl that I marry has to be, as soft and as pink as a nursery..."
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean ...
Sexy and seventeen, my little rock'n'roll queen ...