Oh I have! The very excellent “The Bloom of Aphrodite” is full of lichen erotica (and coincidentally a character called Daphne 👀)

Maybe that’s my problem?
I’m so detached from the physicality of lichen (handling IT support for the labs) that the thought of lichen just fills me with despair that can only be soothed by reading deeply spiritual erotica about the Lords of Elysium
maybe I should “touch grass”?

or one dressed in pilot suit, without an eidolon?

Or "You are a jar of jam getting spread on Hephaestus who is a loaf of bread and is getting toasted in Toastsephone and being eaten by Hades, who is just a hungry bitch at 3am and doesn't know shit about living food in her kitchen"
archiveofourown.org/works/61815778

If you're referring to Toasty Heaven (where Toastsephone first appears - I think ) - archiveofourown.org/works/61814062

🤯 Wow - that's also amazing :) Your Demeter work is fantastic :)

@futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us can I petition to get Thaleia, Muse of Comedy changed to Thaleia, Muse of Amazingly Well Written Erotic Fan Fiction?

Oh wow 😳 I've finally lived up to my namesake and been a muse (even incidentally) 🎉

I have noticed, Lord, that in other pantheons she is regarded as a bit of comic relief (glances at the Norse)

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Taking another pilot is a very excellent idea, it will lead to the creation of more entries in the Index Erotica (the lichen vats have so far generated no stories)

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The first erotica about @plantmommy.gunmetolymp.us - amazingly written body horror (and the various uses of Mark Twos) archiveofourown.org/works/61491511

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yeah, well there's lots of [REDACTED] there helping out and they do get distracted at times (lichen being soooooooooooooooo boring) so things just happen