I just got my ass pummelled by a big chocolate man. As soon as I saw him rockin up in a barbie shirt I knew I was boutta get my guts rearranged nice and good.

Me pressing the show adult content button like. I'm on a flight and I have to resist the urge now

Going back to Illinois for school is filling me with dread for some reason. Theres gonna be so much shit to do.

As it turns out, hitting a blinker while exercising is greatly increasing my motivation to go to the gym. That and the showers…

Hell yeah my passport arrived now I can get the fuck outta here

A thing I made a while back

Finally back on this site after ages…

Aauugh finally escaped the hellsite