You should probably upgrade to Bluesky premium and turn on the Soulmate filter. I met my last 3 wives this way.
May 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
You should probably upgrade to Bluesky premium and turn on the Soulmate filter. I met my last 3 wives this way.
Other people: slowly draw one string to their waist
January 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Other people: slowly draw one string to their waist
that first drop on a roller coaster
January 18, 2025 at 3:35 AM
that first drop on a roller coaster
The answer my friend…
January 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The answer my friend…
In general I assume a high failure rate but if you are in search of a soulmate it could be quite useful
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
In general I assume a high failure rate but if you are in search of a soulmate it could be quite useful
Pretty sure that autocorrect is sponsored by Porsche
January 15, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Pretty sure that autocorrect is sponsored by Porsche
Come, let us break board together
January 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Come, let us break board together
Starring Michael Cera as Darth Vader
January 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Starring Michael Cera as Darth Vader
Damn. I should have picked up on it when she wouldn’t dance next to me
January 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Damn. I should have picked up on it when she wouldn’t dance next to me
If this is a stealth marketing ploy to get more people into birdwatching, it’s brilliant
January 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If this is a stealth marketing ploy to get more people into birdwatching, it’s brilliant
Didn’t realize they were still touring, but they have a show in Highland CA later tonight, so this checks out.
January 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Didn’t realize they were still touring, but they have a show in Highland CA later tonight, so this checks out.
Shark: so what’s the unit cost?
Entrepreneur: I thought this was clear. It will cost you your unit.
Entrepreneur: I thought this was clear. It will cost you your unit.
January 3, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Shark: so what’s the unit cost?
Entrepreneur: I thought this was clear. It will cost you your unit.
Entrepreneur: I thought this was clear. It will cost you your unit.
Ugh! By announcing it you have completely destroyed the opportunity for a true crime podcast
January 2, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ugh! By announcing it you have completely destroyed the opportunity for a true crime podcast
Ladies will love that
January 2, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Ladies will love that
The Volatile Maverick
January 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
The Volatile Maverick
Packaging designers have been trolling us for decades
January 1, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Packaging designers have been trolling us for decades
Optimism on that scale is obnoxious
January 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Optimism on that scale is obnoxious
I’m in. Honestly I don’t even drink beer but the all caps triggered my FOMO.
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I’m in. Honestly I don’t even drink beer but the all caps triggered my FOMO.
On this weeks episode of Mythbusters
December 11, 2024 at 3:08 AM
On this weeks episode of Mythbusters
No sympathy? She had to settle for buttermilk pancakes when she had her heart set on blueberry
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
No sympathy? She had to settle for buttermilk pancakes when she had her heart set on blueberry
Pretty sure it’s gone airborne
November 13, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Pretty sure it’s gone airborne
A BAMF and a puppy. Nice entrance.
November 13, 2024 at 4:52 AM
A BAMF and a puppy. Nice entrance.
ME: Also, you’re capable of intergalactic travel, learned the english language and you can’t figure out google?
October 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
ME: Also, you’re capable of intergalactic travel, learned the english language and you can’t figure out google?
Hamburgler: (mumbles under his breath) ahh fuuuck
October 19, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Hamburgler: (mumbles under his breath) ahh fuuuck