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thaddeus x machina
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singing a song in the morning as we lock the boss in the lavatory
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godzilla met his match
black cat hovering over a godzilla piggy bank
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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number one is a given
November 17, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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happy black flag day to all who celebrate
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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one thing i love about black cats is that their eyes are always basically crescent moons
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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mcnutty on twilight zone?
November 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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t is the best meme i ever made
the shark biting a mans dick graffiti from after hours but the man is saying “damn shawty ok!”
November 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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halloween 2025. jeff
my dumb ass dressed as jeff of life in hell’s akbar and jeff
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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i remember reading this at 19, around the time 401ks became a thing, and realizing i was fucked
It was true that I didn’t have much ambition, but there ought to be a place for people without ambition, I mean a better place than the one usually reserved. How in the hell could a man enjoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so? Charles Bukowski, Factotum
October 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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these broads are my life
a black cat is looking intently at the camera. behind her, another black cat, in profile, is looking through a black metal screen door at a vibrant green lawn
October 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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this fucker
cat climbing a security gate x3
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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feeling myself with my new @artofcoop.bsky.social shirt
October 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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this is maybe the best picture of my cats ever. it’s like a record cover
October 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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the girls had a stressful day. their third move in life. but they’re much better now
two black cats mad dogging the photographer
September 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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cole’s electric, the other claimant to the french dip, menu. $23
September 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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i know you think you’re cooking but
menu for phlippe french dip, arguably the first one, priced at $14.95
September 21, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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this t-shirt is older than my boss
circle jerks concert t-shirt from 1990
September 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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it’s always the toilet at the mars bar nyc (rip)
September 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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idiota
September 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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puffy jet cd
September 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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teengenerate get action
September 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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i never saw the ramones play so when joey died it fucked me up so bad i had to start a cover band
the joeys. my ramones cover band
September 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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September 3, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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more mayor
August 29, 2025 at 5:35 AM