Thac0 Salad
@thac0salad.bsky.social
Expat from the Island of Misfit Toys. Dehydrated water enthusiast. Cancer survivor.
Secretary of Whoops.
December 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Secretary of Whoops.
He's made sure his office has no dignity to preserve. We won't be able to wash away his stench for at least a generation.
December 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
He's made sure his office has no dignity to preserve. We won't be able to wash away his stench for at least a generation.
It's impossible for him to understand empathy. He's literally incapable of the emotion.
December 15, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It's impossible for him to understand empathy. He's literally incapable of the emotion.
Normal people write about the victims of a tragedy. trump makes it all about him, as always.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Normal people write about the victims of a tragedy. trump makes it all about him, as always.
So... they are then.
December 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
So... they are then.
So why do they look like they're AI or Photoshopped? I've seen these two pics together twice now making the same claim and I'm not convinced.
December 15, 2025 at 10:53 AM
So why do they look like they're AI or Photoshopped? I've seen these two pics together twice now making the same claim and I'm not convinced.
I can drive it myself without a subscription. Plus I don't trust it.
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I can drive it myself without a subscription. Plus I don't trust it.
The way they've all popped up at once makes me think it's coordinated. By who I don't know. Foreign actors maybe?
December 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The way they've all popped up at once makes me think it's coordinated. By who I don't know. Foreign actors maybe?
And by 'knew' we mean 'participated'.
December 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
And by 'knew' we mean 'participated'.
And then sell it for twice its value.
December 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And then sell it for twice its value.
What message do you really need to convince people you're a better choice than a perpetually lying felon who stole documents and attempted an insurrection? It was basically Eddie Izzard's 'Cake or Death'.
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What message do you really need to convince people you're a better choice than a perpetually lying felon who stole documents and attempted an insurrection? It was basically Eddie Izzard's 'Cake or Death'.
America had one assignment: keep trump out of office. And it failed.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
America had one assignment: keep trump out of office. And it failed.
America was offered the choice between a normal meal and a shit sandwich and chose the shit sandwich, seemingly because the normal meal wasn't cooked to their exact specifications.
December 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
America was offered the choice between a normal meal and a shit sandwich and chose the shit sandwich, seemingly because the normal meal wasn't cooked to their exact specifications.
He's physically and mentally deteriorating, the Epstein, Caribbean, and economic walls are closing in, and he's unpopular with anyone outside his dwindling base. I expect his behavior will continue to worsen the further he's trapped in the corner.
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 AM
He's physically and mentally deteriorating, the Epstein, Caribbean, and economic walls are closing in, and he's unpopular with anyone outside his dwindling base. I expect his behavior will continue to worsen the further he's trapped in the corner.
Tickets are expensive and everybody's broke.
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Tickets are expensive and everybody's broke.
Given trump's social media posts for the last 5 years he should probably be barred from the country.
Even the last 5 days... 🤷♂️
Even the last 5 days... 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Given trump's social media posts for the last 5 years he should probably be barred from the country.
Even the last 5 days... 🤷♂️
Even the last 5 days... 🤷♂️
It doesn't matter what her campaign was. She was running against a 34 count felon that stole documents, botched a pandemic response and incited an attempted insurrection. It should have been a slam dunk.
December 11, 2025 at 2:51 PM
It doesn't matter what her campaign was. She was running against a 34 count felon that stole documents, botched a pandemic response and incited an attempted insurrection. It should have been a slam dunk.
Just give them a phony peace prize. 🤷♂️
December 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Just give them a phony peace prize. 🤷♂️
I already feel like I am. 🫤
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I already feel like I am. 🫤
I think it might qualify as piracy.
December 11, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I think it might qualify as piracy.
By their own reasoning, he should be deported to a country that tortures people, right? 🤷♂️
December 10, 2025 at 10:47 AM
By their own reasoning, he should be deported to a country that tortures people, right? 🤷♂️
When there's no one upholding or defending the Constitution it's just a piece of paper.
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When there's no one upholding or defending the Constitution it's just a piece of paper.