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What do you call a pig that is carrying a bunch of needles? A pork-e-pine
October 11, 2023 at 7:22 PM
What do you call a pig that is carrying a bunch of needles? A pork-e-pine
Why did the turtle want to go to clown college? Because he was so shellie!
October 4, 2023 at 4:14 PM
Why did the turtle want to go to clown college? Because he was so shellie!
Why didn't the frog want to goto the haunted house? Because he is to jumpie
October 3, 2023 at 8:39 PM
Why didn't the frog want to goto the haunted house? Because he is to jumpie
Why did the polar bear leave Florida? He couldn't bear the heat
October 2, 2023 at 1:14 PM
Why did the polar bear leave Florida? He couldn't bear the heat
Why is it frowned upon to use two keyboards at the same time? They call that stereotyping
October 1, 2023 at 1:23 PM
Why is it frowned upon to use two keyboards at the same time? They call that stereotyping
why is it a bad idea to eat a bad lime? you might get lyme disease
September 30, 2023 at 11:01 PM
why is it a bad idea to eat a bad lime? you might get lyme disease
Why was the eel the star of the aquarium show? Because he was electrifying
September 28, 2023 at 5:40 PM
Why was the eel the star of the aquarium show? Because he was electrifying
Why did sir-mix-a-lot pet snake die while on the akins diet? Because his anaconda didn't want none unless it got buns.
September 27, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Why did sir-mix-a-lot pet snake die while on the akins diet? Because his anaconda didn't want none unless it got buns.
Why did the waiter get upset when he saw only a baby chick in his section? Because he knew he wasn't getting a good tip, they be cheep cheep
September 26, 2023 at 11:56 AM
Why did the waiter get upset when he saw only a baby chick in his section? Because he knew he wasn't getting a good tip, they be cheep cheep
Why did cleetus invite an owl to his party? Because it was a hootenanny!
September 25, 2023 at 6:53 PM
Why did cleetus invite an owl to his party? Because it was a hootenanny!
Why did the dog go to bed early? Because he had a woof day.
September 24, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Why did the dog go to bed early? Because he had a woof day.
Why did the little piggy go we we we all the way home? Because he just chugged a 7 11 big gulp before he left
September 23, 2023 at 10:36 PM
Why did the little piggy go we we we all the way home? Because he just chugged a 7 11 big gulp before he left
Why did the guy bring a few caged peas to the circus? He heard they were looking for a trap-peas artist.
September 19, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Why did the guy bring a few caged peas to the circus? He heard they were looking for a trap-peas artist.
What do ticks use as breath mints? They use tic tac's
September 17, 2023 at 4:16 PM
What do ticks use as breath mints? They use tic tac's
Why should you always negotiate deals on the beach? Because then it's a shore deal
September 15, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Why should you always negotiate deals on the beach? Because then it's a shore deal
why is religion so big? because of its mass
September 14, 2023 at 3:46 PM
why is religion so big? because of its mass
Why was the Nascar driver always in trouble? He just couldn't steer himself to the right path
September 13, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Why was the Nascar driver always in trouble? He just couldn't steer himself to the right path
What do you call karate that just involves your toes? You call it toe-fu
September 12, 2023 at 12:45 PM
What do you call karate that just involves your toes? You call it toe-fu
Why couldn't the loft of bread over come it's fear. Not rising to over come its fears are the yeast of it issues
September 11, 2023 at 2:35 PM
Why couldn't the loft of bread over come it's fear. Not rising to over come its fears are the yeast of it issues
Why did the crooked cop bring plants to work all the time? So he can plant evidence
September 10, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Why did the crooked cop bring plants to work all the time? So he can plant evidence
What type of bears are nothing but a softy on the inside? A gummy bear
September 9, 2023 at 12:40 PM
What type of bears are nothing but a softy on the inside? A gummy bear
Why did the guy put his pants on straight out of the washer machine and fall down the stairs? He read the tag that said tumble dry only
September 8, 2023 at 1:37 PM
Why did the guy put his pants on straight out of the washer machine and fall down the stairs? He read the tag that said tumble dry only
What type of movies do tribologiest like? Sci-fi science friction
September 7, 2023 at 1:17 PM
What type of movies do tribologiest like? Sci-fi science friction
Why should you never pick a fight with a teacher? Because you will get schooled
September 6, 2023 at 6:18 PM
Why should you never pick a fight with a teacher? Because you will get schooled