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@tgregoryt.bsky.social
A lightning bolt, which may appear on a cell phone as Washington State Bicycle program - says Merry New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Cecy and I are wishing the owner of three cats a happy birthday!
December 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The cats seem to think that something arriving by UPS today is their birthday present. I don't know anything about it.
December 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Cats, being much more stupid than dogs, do not remember anything about a Yup media shipment. They suppose that it must be a Christmas thing for their cat servant, however.
December 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Long range forecasts are well-known to be inaccurate.
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Excellent news: some time around 1800 on December 9 Santa will be visiting some cats to ask them what they want for Christmas. And he'll have all of the fire trucks in Winter Garden with him as well just to ensure the cats know he's there.

Wonderful times!
November 26, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Now cats are taking over Orlando. Apparently Anna Eskamani is an elected official, leaving us with...

Best Local Big Shot Who's Not an Elected Official 2025 | Anna Eskamani | Local Notables | Orlando share.google/zQ3xkEa8JFZV...
Best Local Big Shot Who's Not an Elected Official 2025
Anna Eskamani
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August 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Now cats are releasing killer viruses. Another cat, another nightmare.

news.ufl.edu/2025/07/cat-...
Scientist’s cat, again, helps discover new virus
New strain of orthoreovirus found by a hunting housecat.
news.ufl.edu
August 6, 2025 at 4:45 PM
August 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
It's the outer edges of Barry! And the winds are already howling at 400 cm/s!

I'm telling you - it's going to get better before it gets worse!
June 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
A lightning bolt is not near the come of death!
June 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We all gon' die!
June 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"Message blocking is active". Maybe some people block messages from Mexico. That's sad.

Fortunately I spoke to my father on Father's Day

This is a very cryptic message for almost all of my nine followers, except that some useless cats may understand.
June 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
An egg now has over 1,000 followers on the Late Twitter Whining Service. This includes two useless cats who have not posted updates since 2022.
June 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Wait a minute - now WE all gonne die!
June 7, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We all gonne die!

*Or at least the cats on Orlando
May 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Science calls orange cats "freaks"

What’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature

www.cnn.com/2025/05/23/s...
What’s so special about orange cats? Turns out they’re freaks of nature | CNN
Researchers identified an unusual genetic mutation in orange domestic cats that has not been found in any other animal, according to a new study.
www.cnn.com
May 24, 2025 at 7:35 PM
An egg now has 500 followers on the late Twitter. Which is impressive, because prior to Trump's tariffs the egg had 50 followers, at least one of which was a cat, or two cats to be more precise.

10500 more and the egg can start making money. And have more followers than random cats and poets.
May 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
May a 5th be with you.

I think.

Oh wait, today is the 4th. So May the 4th try be good with you.
May 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We done got a bit o'rain. 5" in 1.5 hours...
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I did not expect climate deniers to fall all over themselves in an effort to purchase electric vehicles.
March 12, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Watch out for flying cats ...

youtube.com/watch?v=1xA7...
Tornado hits FOX 35 live during broadcast
YouTube video by FOX 35 Orlando
youtube.com
March 10, 2025 at 9:58 PM
A lightning bolt is waiting to get onto the Anzalduas Bridge into USA because the Mexicans have decided that the answer to Trump's stupid tariffs are stupid inspections before getting into the bridge.

2 hours so far.

Thanks Captain Tariff.
February 17, 2025 at 1:12 PM