TACO EPSTEIN 🌮
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TACO EPSTEIN 🌮
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For legal purposes, everything I’ve ever said on the internet is a joke.
I’m sad that Charlie can’t be here to see MAGA go down tonight. But I’m sure he’s looking up at us and he knows… and he probably feels the couch shaking with JD plowing his wife reverberating way down there in the underworld. 🔥
November 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Two things that will NEVER get old.

1) Jokes about Charlie Kirk.

2) Charlie Kirk
September 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
South Park ripped tRump so badly that it literally killed Hulk Hogan.
July 25, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My body my choice! 💩 😡
July 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Do y’all think that Coldplay couple went to work today?
July 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Happy Anniversary to The Greatest Hoax since the Moon Landing
July 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Wondering how this new war front will impact tRump’s current war with California?
June 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Speaking of Trump and Gavin Newsom…

A connection between a persistent “forward lean” and neurological disorders is medically documented. Fred Trump was diagnosed with dementia, and there’s a hereditary component to it. Just sayin’…
June 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The best part about working out first thing in the morning is now I have the whole day to brag about it.
June 8, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Joe Biden’s cancer nut would still make a better POTUS than Felon 47
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
India and Pakistan didn’t go to war when Joe Biden was president…

Just sayin’ 💅🏻
May 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter.

Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
April 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The Pope meets JD Vance (the Anti-Christ) on Easter.

Hours later… Pope is Dead. 💀
April 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM
April 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Trudeau calling the Orange Asshat “Donold” in his press conference was *chefs kiss*
That was not accident. tRump does not warrant the respect of being referred to as President. Especially when he calls Trudeau, “Governor.”
Donald is Trudeau’s bitch and he got taken for a walk.
❤️🇨🇦❤️
March 4, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Conservatives will be like “women are too emotional to lead”… and then elect tRump 😂
February 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I know it’s petty of me, but I kinda think it’s not ‘fair’ that anti-vaxxers are allowed access to modern medicine to rid them of the ailments and diseases they catch from not getting vaxxed…

Like, shouldn’t they just drink some unpasteurised milk or sit in the sun and magically heal or something?
February 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My kink is watching the TESLA stock crash.
February 27, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Dear Elon,
February 26, 2025 at 3:15 PM
For legal purposes, everything I’ve ever said on the internet is a joke.
February 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey, Elon Musk has been getting a lot of HATE recently, but honestly… I think we could do better.

Let’s ramp it up!
February 19, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Happy President’s Day, MAGAland.

I couldnt get a photo of President Musk as he’s tied up in family court today given the surprise and unexpected announcement of the birth of his unlucky 13th illegitimate child, but i did have this pic of the First Lady and her Russian side-piece.
February 17, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I can’t believe I couldn’t find my name here. I must be like #501 or something? 🤔

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February 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Woke don’t choke!
February 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
MAGAturds are literally the chickens voting for Colonel Sanders.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM