Mys.Delphi
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Minors DNI 🔞, 28 cishet rabbit years old.
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Minors DNI 🔞, 28 cishet rabbit years old.
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Mys.Delphi
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· Feb 3
Went back in time to stop 9/11, gave the pilots airhead and they crashed again???
No I don’t have bottom dysphoria, I just can’t cum cause I have cumphobia.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No I don’t have bottom dysphoria, I just can’t cum cause I have cumphobia.
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Is your crashing an innie or an outie
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Is your crashing an innie or an outie
Biologically I’m Delphi
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Biologically I’m Delphi
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Sounding a lit cigarette, call that shit Steam Boat Willy
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Sounding a lit cigarette, call that shit Steam Boat Willy
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I can’t afford commissioned art anymore, they keep telling me it costs extra due to inflation :(
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I can’t afford commissioned art anymore, they keep telling me it costs extra due to inflation :(
Egg who is not trans and talks like a redditor: I think in the purview of existence we all intellectually assess our femininity compared to the construed masculinity we self impose on ourselves through society. Am I a woman? Perhaps. In my current privilege, it would be foolish to transition.
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Egg who is not trans and talks like a redditor: I think in the purview of existence we all intellectually assess our femininity compared to the construed masculinity we self impose on ourselves through society. Am I a woman? Perhaps. In my current privilege, it would be foolish to transition.
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when you're at the function and someone busts out the furtive pigmy
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 AM
when you're at the function and someone busts out the furtive pigmy
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21.78psi is close enough
November 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
21.78psi is close enough
80 in the school zone doesn’t hit the same on the weekend
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 PM
80 in the school zone doesn’t hit the same on the weekend
Sad girl music will continue until conditions improve
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Sad girl music will continue until conditions improve
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i know you've been high a lot of times before, and it's always subsided. this time is different. this time it's forever. you'll be high from now until infinity. and everyone knows you're high. they all know and they're judging you.
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
i know you've been high a lot of times before, and it's always subsided. this time is different. this time it's forever. you'll be high from now until infinity. and everyone knows you're high. they all know and they're judging you.
Date idea! I get you really high and then start screaming, “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE, GORE, UH OH SOMEONE IS BREAKING IN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO DIE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Date idea! I get you really high and then start screaming, “NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE, GORE, UH OH SOMEONE IS BREAKING IN, YOU LOOK LIKE YOURE ABOUT TO DIE, NIGHTMARE, NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE.”
Straddling my running dryer, pulling out the book, Grey’s Anatomy:
WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WAS HOPING FOR TOXIC MEDICAL HET SEX, BUT. INSTEAD IM CUMMING TO BONES AND DIAGRAMS????
WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WAS HOPING FOR TOXIC MEDICAL HET SEX, BUT. INSTEAD IM CUMMING TO BONES AND DIAGRAMS????
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Straddling my running dryer, pulling out the book, Grey’s Anatomy:
WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WAS HOPING FOR TOXIC MEDICAL HET SEX, BUT. INSTEAD IM CUMMING TO BONES AND DIAGRAMS????
WTF IS THIS SHIT, I WAS HOPING FOR TOXIC MEDICAL HET SEX, BUT. INSTEAD IM CUMMING TO BONES AND DIAGRAMS????
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pisses me tf off that NVIDIA appropriated and then hyperscaled the trans cultural practice of “passing the same $5 around, forever”
get your own thing, bubble boys
get your own thing, bubble boys
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
pisses me tf off that NVIDIA appropriated and then hyperscaled the trans cultural practice of “passing the same $5 around, forever”
get your own thing, bubble boys
get your own thing, bubble boys
I use to want to be famous or have a grand life, but as I’ve gotten older I just want to be stoned in bed cuddling two women.
November 22, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I use to want to be famous or have a grand life, but as I’ve gotten older I just want to be stoned in bed cuddling two women.