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Crista 🍲 | Indy N1!!
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25 years young 🤪 ohio 🍁 welcome to my twisted mind 😈 tn×1
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Omg, you guys... someone reposted my fake receipt, and the OFFICIAL TGI Fridays account replied to them, seemingly thinking it was real??? Sorry but do you not know that you don't have a restaurant in KC??? 😭 This is cracking me tf up
Somebody reposted my fake TGI Fridays receipt that I photoshopped with Taylor Swift's signature on it, and captioned it "I could write a novel about Taylor Swift's receipt from TGI Friday's." And then the official TGI Fridays Twitter account replied and said "And in the final chapter, I'm crying into my Whiskey-Buffalo Sauce. 🥹"
October 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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"I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain" yeah Taylor, I know 🙂‍↕️
What looks to be a snapchat screenshot from the private story of somebody named Hannah. It is an itemized receipt for a meal Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce allegedly shared on Saturday night at the Kansas City TGI Fridays, which does not actually exist. At the bottom, there is snapchat text that reads "A $1200 tip AND Taylor Swift's autograph... not my worst Saturday night." The total after the tip came to $1308.38, because Everything Is Kaylor.
October 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Okay, I don't know WHAT blondie is planning on releasing at 2 PM today, but there's no WAY it's Travis, right? You guys, we have GOT to start being more serious with these theories!!
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Mysterious countdown appears on Taylor Swift's website as she is rumored to be releasing Travis Kelce from his crate." The part of the article that is visible in the screenshot reads "Following Taylor Swift's appearance on boyfriend Travis Kelce's New Heights podcast, fans have been skeptical about the pop star's treatment of her man, sparking theories that she keeps him in a dog crate. Today, a countdown has appeared on Swift's site—" and it cuts off there. The author of the article is Jebra Dinnerfood.
August 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Okay, what are we doing with this open invitation?
Screenshot of deuxmoi's instagram story. She posted what looks like a frame from an old movie, in which a woman is holding a large phone up to her ear. The text says "626-217-2704 CALL ME ON THE DEUX/U HOTLINE LEAVE A MESSAGE AND I'LL ANSWER IT ON DEUX/U"
April 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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And a couple minutes later, she talks some more shit on the fanbase, which she is admittedly not a part of
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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STFU now she's on SOMEONE ELSE'S PODCAST CALLING us "mentally unstable" 🤣
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Why tf is this the alt text for this gif?! 🤣
Screenshot from when I was adding alt text to the gif in the previous tweet. The default alt text read, "a man with a mustache is smiling in front of a clown and the word there is above him"
April 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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What looks to be a snapchat screenshot from the private story of somebody named Hannah. It is an itemized receipt for a meal Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce allegedly shared on Saturday night at the Kansas City TGI Fridays, which does not actually exist. At the bottom, there is snapchat text that reads "A $1200 tip AND Taylor Swift's autograph... not my worst Saturday night." The total after the tip came to $1308.38, because Everything Is Kaylor.
April 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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It's plain to see why such a book might resonate with little Taylor, but here's why I think she's read it.

First of all, despite the book predating Taylor by over a decade, the little girl on the cover bears quite a strong resemblance to a young Taylor:
A side-by-side comparison of a picture of Taylor Swift at age 6 with the cover of "The Against Taffy Sinclair Club" by Betsy Haynes. Even their outfits are similar. Trust.
March 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Damn, what's going on over THERE, amirite?
A messed-up picture of Ross Geller (portrayed by David Schwimmer) gesturing backward with his thumb. The picture has been recolored to make Ross look like the Joker. Text on the image says, "Get a load of this society."
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Okay, what is going on here? I can't imagine Taylor or Travis's PR teams going to such great lengths to feed us content, so have their families ACTUALLY just gotten this close, or is something else going on between Scott and Donna? This is weird 🤨
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "The Swift-Kelce dynasty grows stronger as Travis Kelce's mom sends Taylor Swift's dad a lavish floral arrangement for his recent birthday." The article begins "The Swift and Kelce families appear to be growing closer in more ways than one as Travis Kelce's mom, Donna Kelce, sends a birthday gift to Scott Swift," and the article is cut off there by the bottom of the screenshot. The author of the article is "Annelid Hotdog."
March 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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When I hear that a couple is going to Great Wolf Lodge, my first thought is never, "Oh, I wonder if they'll get engaged while they're there?" 🤣 bffr. And like, now that the tabloids have told everyone where they are, I doubt they're even gonna be able to have a good time 😭
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Engagement rumors fly as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce embark on romantic getaway to Great Wolf Lodge in Sandusky, Ohio." The part of the article that is visible in the screenshot says, "After one record-breaking world tour, and one very disappointing football season, America's favorite couple is taking a break from the spotlight. Many are surprised by their chosen getaway spot—" and the article is cut off there. The author is Regimen Bagnet.
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Ew, wtf??? It's always a republican saying some shit like this publicly. Like... fucking keep that to yourself. It's not news, and I do not want to have to hear about it 🙄🙉
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Disgraced former Fox and NBC News host Megyn Kelly openly fantasizes about watching Taylor Swift pee." The article begins, "If Megyn Kelly has been consistent on one thing, it's this— she is NOT a Swiftie. But despite her distaste for Taylor Swift's politics, Kelly admits that she does fantasize about the singer— in a strange—" and the article is cut off there by the bottom of the screenshot. The author is named Amaia Dufus.
February 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Jesus Christ! Has he no morals? No decency? Taylor, if you needed a billion-and-thirteenth reason to drop this man like a hot tomato, here tf it is! 😳
Screenshot of an InStyle article with the headline "Travis Kelce Says It Would Be 'an Honor and a Privilege' to Suck on President Trump's Penis." The subheading reads, "'I mean, I'm not gay,' Kelce clarified. 'But that's the freaking PRESIDENT, man!'" The author of the article is Genisola Mohumper.
February 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Are you kidding me? The fact that we live in a world where anyone is thinking this way is just ridiculous. The Taylor Swift I've always known would NEVER define herself as a man's property in such an overt and demeaning way
Screenshot of a Page Six article with the title "'T' is for 'Travis'— a source reveals the SHOCKING explanation." The part of the article that is visible in the screenshot reads, "After much debate among fans, it's settled— Travis Kelce HAS written 'mine' on Taylor Swift's upper thigh. But the proof will blow your tits clean off. A source with only three degrees of separation from the couple said, 'No, yeah, it can only be for Travis. Her name isn't even Taylor anymore. She legally changed it to "Oftravis Swift."'" The author of the article is named Snoopley Beefmonger.
February 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Here's the same image without the typo, if you want it:
Image of Tree Paine looking in a mirror. At the top is a search bar, where it appears that this image is a result for the search "depressed premium pr woman at her breaking point."
February 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Here's that same image without the typo, if you want it:
Image of Tree Paine looking in a mirror. At the top is a search bar, where it appears that this image is a result for the search "depressed premium pr woman at her breaking point."
February 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Tree Paine may have People magazine wrapped around her finger, but she can't stop the Daily Mail from telling it like it is 🤦‍♀️🤣
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Who is Taylor Swift's wife? Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes leaves millions of fans wondering." The first paragraph of the article and part of the second are visible in the screenshot. They read, "Ahead of the upcoming Super Bowl, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes spoke about Taylor Swift in a recent interview. What he revealed about the popstar was shocking, but not surprising. 'I feel like I've built a great friendship with (Swift) and her wife,' Mahomes is quoted as saying, in a—" and the text is cut off there by the bottom of the screenshot. This article was written by Isabean "Shrimp" Scampi.
February 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Okay, this just pmo bc first of all, THEY DO NOT LIVE TOGETHER!! TAYLOR LIVES IN NYC!! And regardless of that, WHY would this be news?! Who tf cares if they're shopping for home appliances??? Idk why they wouldn't just do that online, but jfc! Give them some space, people!! 🙄
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are in the market for a new blender." Two paragraphs of text are partially visible in the screenshot. The article begins, "America's favorite couple was spotted at Lowe's in Kansas City on Tuesday evening. They appeared to be looking for a new blender for their home. 'The blender we have now isn't broken,' Swift revealed after much questioning. 'It's just that we are expecting it to break sometime soon.' For many fans, this comment raised questions about—" and the article is cut off there. The author's name is Magnolia Thunderpussy.
January 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Feel free to retweet and add this to your profile if it applies to you 👍
Facebook milestone meme that reads "Marked Safe From Accidentally Sleeping Through the Soft-Launch of Karlie Kloss's Divorce Today"
January 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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If any of you are wondering what you're missing over on Twitter, it's pretty much just this:
Fake screenshot of a fake Twitter thread between two fake users. The first tweet is from a fake user named "gay james 🍲 @tinygaylesbianbraid1383" and it says "Me n my bf wen our relationship is very real n we are kissing each other as a human would do 🤭" Attached to this fake tweet is a drawing I did of Taylor and Travis's stage kiss from the football game the other night, in which their lips did not even touch. It's actually a really good drawing, when you take into consideration that I am not an artist. Anyway, this tweet has 3 replies, 13 retweets, and 83 likes. The reply that is shown is from a fake user named "TAYVIS ❤️💛🏈💍👶 @bigyetilove87" and it says "This is how kissing is supposed to look, I think. It's NORMAL and REAL. You wouldn't know bc ur unlovable and have never felt the touch of another human. You should be put to death 🤬" This tweet, of course, has no replies, retweets, or likes. I also gave both users hand-drawn profile pictures. Gay James has Taylor in the lesbian surprise song dress, and the hater has Taylor and Travvy at that one tennis game they went to.
January 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social DOCTOR BRYAN, THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN THE TSCU!! There is a STORM a-brewin' in Karlie Kloss and Joshua Kushner's bisexual non-ethical non-monogamous interattractive relationship! Yesterday, Josh made this vague tweet. Today, Karlie is being addressed as "mademoiselle."
Tweet from infamous twink Joshua Kushner that reads "people don't change, situations do" all moody and lowercase like that, just like an 8th grader who has recently been dumped by his girlfriend of two weeks Screenshot of notorious lesbian Karlie Kloss's instagram story, which shows her invite to a Chanel event today. It is addressed to "Mademoiselle Karlie Kloss." "Mademoiselle" is French for "unmarried lady."
January 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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@drbryanlicious2.bsky.social you seeing this shit, Dr. Bryan?
Screenshot of an instagram post from Build-A-Bear from September of 2023. It shows two stuffed animals dressed as Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, and it is captioned "This is a match we can get behind!" Fucking ew. Why is a children's toy store promoting this fake ass relationship? I'm pretty sure it wasn't even "official" when this was posted... Screenshot of an instagram post made by Build-A-Bear from 4 days ago. It's a picture of roughly 18 stuffed animals wearing Kansas City Chiefs merch, arranged to look like they're in and in front of a suite at Arrowhead stadium. Among them are a bunny dressed up as Taylor, and a cat dressed up as seemingly Donna Kelce. The caption is "The suite has assembled. 🐻🏈 Build-A-Bear is officially part of @chiefs Kingdom. Best seats in the house? We think so. Game on." This is truly the collab that nobody asked for.
January 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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The cover of Barbara Park's "Junie B. Jones is Not a Crook" photoshopped to say "Junie B. Jones Speculates on Taylor Swift's Sexuality." The cover depicts Junie B. in a black and white striped prison outfit, and a sign with a prison ID number hanging around her neck. The last two digits of this prison ID number are 38. This is because Everything Is Karlie Kloss
January 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Gaylors ended yet again, this time by the Daily Mail 😕 I can't believe THIS is our first Taylor sighting of 2025. Girl, wtf are you doing at Dollar General?
Screenshot of a Daily Mail article entitled "Taylor Swift spotted at Dollar General in Kansas City." The beginning of the article is visible at the bottom of the screenshot. It says, "Many Kansas City residents have reported seeing Taylor Swift out and about in the city. However, they're just so darn respectful of Swift and her privacy, so it's rare to see any photos of—" and then it cuts off. The author of the article is named Calgary Poopknife.
January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM