Hand meet stove. These people don’t care.

Notice this is moments after the Democratic Party overwhelms the news cycle by neutering themselves for literally no reason. I hate this timeline.

I am so furious. What is the fucking point. These people are horrifyingly bad at politics.

Mine was a prop rescue from my parents house. They got it from my grandmother’s funeral. Despite the odds theirs is thriving again and mine is growing! I’m looking forward to seeing it flower for me eventually :] They are resilient, especially if their environment is stable!

Mine refuses to flower but he DOES throw out tons of leaves and new growth points, so soon

Is there a caterpillar corpse I’m not seeing because that is so gruesome and very on brand for fungi.

Enjoy the caviar in *checks notes* motherfucking Tallahassee.

All your commenters asking why tf you’re having that loser on should give you a clue that this is a weird idea.

The universal inevitability of death brings me peace.