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Lookit mommy I made a dookie
December 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Lookit mommy I made a dookie
Wow
Hearing the familiar M&P backing track underneath gives it a weird karaoke feel
Hearing the familiar M&P backing track underneath gives it a weird karaoke feel
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Wow
Hearing the familiar M&P backing track underneath gives it a weird karaoke feel
Hearing the familiar M&P backing track underneath gives it a weird karaoke feel
Maybe seat her next to MBS at the dinner tonight
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Maybe seat her next to MBS at the dinner tonight
Well, he is a visual learner
November 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Well, he is a visual learner
No
More filler = less brownie
More filler = less brownie
November 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
No
More filler = less brownie
More filler = less brownie
Watching that crap literally crashed my Bluesky app
November 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Watching that crap literally crashed my Bluesky app
Wow that is some Human Centipede level ass-kissing
October 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wow that is some Human Centipede level ass-kissing
Why can’t just one reporter follow up by asking him whether he’s had a chance to catch up on the news from *last* week that he said he didn’t know anything about?
October 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Why can’t just one reporter follow up by asking him whether he’s had a chance to catch up on the news from *last* week that he said he didn’t know anything about?
You know, the guy who shot the guy who shot Hitler
October 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
You know, the guy who shot the guy who shot Hitler
Sorry, you gotta know when to fold ‘em
October 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Sorry, you gotta know when to fold ‘em
Sadly, it did.
October 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Sadly, it did.
Omg that’s Steve Martin
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Omg that’s Steve Martin
Betteridge’s law applies here
October 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Betteridge’s law applies here
Does he mean hot like Ivanka when she was 14 or hot like Phoenix in the summer
October 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Does he mean hot like Ivanka when she was 14 or hot like Phoenix in the summer
Hoping for up with people again 🤞
October 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hoping for up with people again 🤞
When did you move to the southern hemisphere
October 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
When did you move to the southern hemisphere
Those dead eyes
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Those dead eyes
Well not the playoffs 😢
October 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Well not the playoffs 😢
Yeah seems high
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yeah seems high