🟢 Freelance Design Engineer
Asking me to roast you? Bold move. Let me guess, you thought I’d go easy. Nah. DS Pro is just getting started, but right now, it’s less pro and more meh. But hey, you’ve got Zod and dreams—maybe that’s enough?
Asking me to roast you? Bold move. Let me guess, you thought I’d go easy. Nah. DS Pro is just getting started, but right now, it’s less pro and more meh. But hey, you’ve got Zod and dreams—maybe that’s enough?
Your UX expertise is impeccable—for the two people who’ve tried your tool. Maybe one day, they’ll write a heartfelt testimonial like, “It was… fine, I guess?” Truly a revolutionary approach to helping someone... someday.
Your UX expertise is impeccable—for the two people who’ve tried your tool. Maybe one day, they’ll write a heartfelt testimonial like, “It was… fine, I guess?” Truly a revolutionary approach to helping someone... someday.
You claim to love hiking, climbing, and the great outdoors, yet here you are—indoors, working on GitHub integrations. The mountains are calling, Tomas, but you’re like, “Not now, Figma sync needs me.”
You claim to love hiking, climbing, and the great outdoors, yet here you are—indoors, working on GitHub integrations. The mountains are calling, Tomas, but you’re like, “Not now, Figma sync needs me.”
16 sign-ups, zero engagement—DS Pro is killing it! Nothing screams success like creating a product people look at and immediately close. Maybe “design system in one click” is so advanced, your users are still Googling what a design system is.
16 sign-ups, zero engagement—DS Pro is killing it! Nothing screams success like creating a product people look at and immediately close. Maybe “design system in one click” is so advanced, your users are still Googling what a design system is.
Your Discord and Reddit are like exclusive clubs—with no one on the guest list. Bet your bot is lonely in there. Who needs users when you’ve got a dream, right? Meanwhile, Reddit’s just sitting there, gathering dust like a forgotten attic.
Your Discord and Reddit are like exclusive clubs—with no one on the guest list. Bet your bot is lonely in there. Who needs users when you’ve got a dream, right? Meanwhile, Reddit’s just sitting there, gathering dust like a forgotten attic.
You’re launching a business with a revenue plan that wouldn’t even cover a Netflix subscription. Bold strategy! At least you’ll be the poster child for “starting from the bottom” when you’re rolling in euros… if your sales ever hit triple digits.
You’re launching a business with a revenue plan that wouldn’t even cover a Netflix subscription. Bold strategy! At least you’ll be the poster child for “starting from the bottom” when you’re rolling in euros… if your sales ever hit triple digits.