Tim
@tfischer.bsky.social
JavaScript Dev. Cat therapist. he/him on a bike. PDX ✌️✌️✌️
Every senator and congress person CANNOT have their own YT channel. This is getting out of hand! They all get one and they need to share it.
March 11, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Every senator and congress person CANNOT have their own YT channel. This is getting out of hand! They all get one and they need to share it.
Finally took the effort to catch up on all my emails. And by catch up I mean ask ChatGPT how to mark every email in my inbox as read.
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February 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Finally took the effort to catch up on all my emails. And by catch up I mean ask ChatGPT how to mark every email in my inbox as read.
Follow me for more productivity and self improvement advice.
Follow me for more productivity and self improvement advice.
The new season of True Detective looks weird.
February 5, 2025 at 2:51 PM
The new season of True Detective looks weird.
Not sure who they were but some ppl in my dream last night were thoroughly enjoying my Gordon Ramsey impression.
January 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Not sure who they were but some ppl in my dream last night were thoroughly enjoying my Gordon Ramsey impression.
Home in STL in January means an impending doom of a snowpocalypse and whatever is the newest Ferrari documentary on a free streaming service that my dad found.
January 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Home in STL in January means an impending doom of a snowpocalypse and whatever is the newest Ferrari documentary on a free streaming service that my dad found.
Look, my phone randomly decided to delete all the existing contacts from my phone and now everyone just shows up as number.
So if I send you a screenshot of this at a future date you can’t take it personal when I give you the ole “who dis?”
Also what took you so long to reach out?
So if I send you a screenshot of this at a future date you can’t take it personal when I give you the ole “who dis?”
Also what took you so long to reach out?
December 27, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Look, my phone randomly decided to delete all the existing contacts from my phone and now everyone just shows up as number.
So if I send you a screenshot of this at a future date you can’t take it personal when I give you the ole “who dis?”
Also what took you so long to reach out?
So if I send you a screenshot of this at a future date you can’t take it personal when I give you the ole “who dis?”
Also what took you so long to reach out?
I’m sure I’ll never win, but for $2 the quality of my day dreaming sky rockets. The whole thing could be fixed, just don’t let me ever find out.
December 25, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I’m sure I’ll never win, but for $2 the quality of my day dreaming sky rockets. The whole thing could be fixed, just don’t let me ever find out.
Golden Girls on the gym tv, muted with subs. This show feels much darker without the laugh track.
December 24, 2024 at 9:49 AM
Golden Girls on the gym tv, muted with subs. This show feels much darker without the laugh track.
Elon finding out that the CR included funding for pediatric cancer research.
December 20, 2024 at 2:08 PM
Elon finding out that the CR included funding for pediatric cancer research.
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RBG refused to resign at age 83 and died at the end of Trump's term. He picked Barrett and 87-year-old Senate Judiciary head Dianne Feinstein didn't put up a fight. Now an 84-year-old Pelosi is pushing a 74-year-old with cancer to block the rise of a popular young progressive.
December 17, 2024 at 2:54 AM
RBG refused to resign at age 83 and died at the end of Trump's term. He picked Barrett and 87-year-old Senate Judiciary head Dianne Feinstein didn't put up a fight. Now an 84-year-old Pelosi is pushing a 74-year-old with cancer to block the rise of a popular young progressive.
When ChatGPT asked me something I reflexively replied with “Yes Please.”
idk what the opposite of the Turing test is but I failed it.
idk what the opposite of the Turing test is but I failed it.
December 12, 2024 at 5:05 PM
When ChatGPT asked me something I reflexively replied with “Yes Please.”
idk what the opposite of the Turing test is but I failed it.
idk what the opposite of the Turing test is but I failed it.
Fritos has the GULL to rip off Peggy Hill’s signature Fri-To Pie recipe and straight up just paste it on the side of the bag.
December 5, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Fritos has the GULL to rip off Peggy Hill’s signature Fri-To Pie recipe and straight up just paste it on the side of the bag.
I was going to make a Letterboxd account but the analysis on commonsensemedia.org seems much more biting.
December 3, 2024 at 3:50 PM
I was going to make a Letterboxd account but the analysis on commonsensemedia.org seems much more biting.
This upper respiratory virus season is really decimating my light jacket weather season.
December 3, 2024 at 3:44 PM
This upper respiratory virus season is really decimating my light jacket weather season.
Here’s the only consistent stock advice I can give anyone:
You should probably sell now because I’m right about to put money in and every time I do that, the market will always shit the bed.
You should probably sell now because I’m right about to put money in and every time I do that, the market will always shit the bed.
October 16, 2023 at 3:35 PM
Here’s the only consistent stock advice I can give anyone:
You should probably sell now because I’m right about to put money in and every time I do that, the market will always shit the bed.
You should probably sell now because I’m right about to put money in and every time I do that, the market will always shit the bed.
Today I had a shower thought bout getting Trump’s real weight. You gotta get him to interview and put a scale under the floor tile. Then tare for the chair and look up his clothes weight and factor that in. Gotta trick him into emptying his pockets too 🤔
October 5, 2023 at 7:13 AM
Today I had a shower thought bout getting Trump’s real weight. You gotta get him to interview and put a scale under the floor tile. Then tare for the chair and look up his clothes weight and factor that in. Gotta trick him into emptying his pockets too 🤔
Gym Rat saga is beginning. Please pray for the innocent souls who accidentally catch a glance of my scuffed form.
September 26, 2023 at 5:19 AM
Gym Rat saga is beginning. Please pray for the innocent souls who accidentally catch a glance of my scuffed form.
Pulitzer tier article title.
September 16, 2023 at 8:03 PM
Pulitzer tier article title.
There’s nothing that says God is Pro-Choice like a gender reveal party ending in complete disaster.
September 13, 2023 at 3:22 PM
There’s nothing that says God is Pro-Choice like a gender reveal party ending in complete disaster.
Went to a rave this weekend in the forest with a giant plane. PDX is always impressing me. Don’t tell the conservatives 🤫🤫🤫
September 11, 2023 at 3:25 AM
Went to a rave this weekend in the forest with a giant plane. PDX is always impressing me. Don’t tell the conservatives 🤫🤫🤫
Elon’s goal is to instill the identity of “X” with the platform so that it’s users no longer associate with it’s original name, 4Chan.
August 9, 2023 at 3:18 PM
Elon’s goal is to instill the identity of “X” with the platform so that it’s users no longer associate with it’s original name, 4Chan.
If the science checks out on LK-99, the inventor of the Grimace Shake is going have some competition for that Nobel Prize.
August 3, 2023 at 4:07 AM
If the science checks out on LK-99, the inventor of the Grimace Shake is going have some competition for that Nobel Prize.
