A marketing agent is saying there’s a lot of people are interested in their product? Oh, I do declare, that’s shocking news. Shocking.

Honestly, I think men who don’t pay at all are more likely to have sex than the ones who split the bill. I wonder what “the data” says about that.

I was thinking about what I would tell my 1995 self about the future.

“Skylab has been invented by 2025, and its main uses are to help students cheat and to create really bad advertising content.”

If I needed any more justification to leave Twitter, this thread would have done it.

By definition, using “Ashkenazi” as a descriptor shows that Jews come from different regions and can’t be JUST white.

I’m from NY. We use curse words as a matter of discourse in every conversation. Does that mean — because of my background — I can curse throughout my papers? Because, if you’re right, I did college all wrong.

Nah… too Nazi. Reign in blood so we can argue whether it’s Reign in blood or Raining blood.

It should be a really heavy guitar riff that only a few people can play. Like Pali Gap by Jimi Hendrix

Denaturalizing citizens is illegal and immoral.

To be fair, @kentremendous.bsky.social has been anti fruit pie long before it was cool.

I always dress up for flights. I’m wearing sweats and slides on my next flight.

At this point, you could stick McNeil in left for the year, and he’d be better than Nimmo.

Is Soto a candidate to move to left or is it better just to leave him in right?

Reality

I happened upon “Once more, with Feeling” recently. Top 3 Buffy ep IMO, and all I could think about was SMG saying how grueling it was to film. The last scene when they’re all exhausted really hits now. It’s still beautiful but there’s a level of pain that’s uncomfortable to watch in context.

Charlie Kirk was now killed by the French??? Mon dieu!

She’s getting 10 figures to become the “liberal voice” in prime time on OAN.

The Commerce Secretary’s family getting rich off AI while he’s out pushing it, is a bigger story than Trump being Trump.

And more independents and persuadable Trump voters think so too.

Experts have literally said the BBB are leading to slower Fed rate cuts. F’in geniuses.

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