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Todd Federman
@tfederman.bsky.social
130 followers 73 following 240 posts
I hate AI and fascism and I forget what my personality used to be before that.

Recently retired software dev. What are some things a person can do?

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Balatro is a prison
Screenshot of nearly complete Balatro collection
November 19, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Ironically it's the cats that are catching strays now. You can't prove I didn't think of this joke back on election night.
Tweet from @MrSantosNY Fuck you @CurtisSliwa I HATE YOU, your dumb wife, that stupid Beret of yours and all your fucking cats!
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Exactly
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Imagine hating on me and I'm just at home like this
Gladys (who did nothing wrong) from Weapons (2025)
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Get Patti Harrison she's a better Harrison in every way.

And she needs a job. Her fortune's not getting any bigger. It's just that amount of money, that gets smaller until she dies. #itysl
October 13, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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October 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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This you? @yankees.com
@Yankees When an assault weapon is used in a mass shooting, it results in six times as many people shot than when other guns are used.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Happy birthday to this queen.
Moo Deng: "UNHAND ME at ONCE, I am GRUNTILLICUS, I saw the WORLD BORN in the FIRES of the GODFORGE I cast the DUST which became YOUR BREATH, I would like a SMALL APPLE"
July 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Look at my grandparents, a huge unit of a rabbit at my sister's house, a cool weapon I got in Expedition 33, and another rabbit but at my house.
The grandparents of the man who runs this account A big rabbit but far away Expedition 33 victory screen another rabbit but closer up
June 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Trump and Musk as frog and scorpion but really both are the scorpion
June 5, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Hot honey is the new microplastics
Hot honey shredded cheese
June 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Imagine having a belief system so bad that every cool person in all of pop culture thinks you suck. #HappyPride
Nick Offerman, in response to a homophobic Ron Swanson reference: Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride
June 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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The Rehearsal S3:
Tweet from unhinged Twitter the everything app user @SeraphinLove1: Honestly, I believe most if not all recent plane crashes are a part of the innovation of 15 min cities. They will keep crashing these planes until no one feels safe anymore to leave their 15-minute city. By 2030, the plan is for the WEF shopping to have their initiative in place.
May 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Eating the woke chicken because I said I would.
mccrispy strips and fries
May 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Fixed
A redacted movie ticket for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. See Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning in theaters May 23.
May 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I'm the most seated I've ever been.
A movie ticket for Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning. See Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning in theaters May 23.
May 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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[Luther in a Mission Impossible video game] Ethan, you need to keep an eye on your stealth meter. If it fills all the way up, nearby enemies will be alerted to your presence. Press the circle button to crouch. While you're crouched, they won't be able to hear your footsteps..
May 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Look who moved into my yard.
A small bunny
May 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Only 301?
April 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Same energy
Shiv Roy therapy dancing Mon Mothma therapy dancing
April 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
April 21, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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We live in a fractally stupid time.
Liz Wheeler whining to Elon Musk that Grok called her out as a superspreader of misinformation and I can't i can't i can't i can't i̸ ̷c̵a̵n̴'̷t̷ ̶i̵ ̵c̴a̷n̷'̵t̷ ̸i̴ ̸c̸a̶n̸t̶
April 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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*taps the sign*
Joking aside, is it great in principle that Bluesky is an echo chamber? Not really, no. But is it our fault that we don't like things that suck? Also no.
April 13, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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dril tweet: "turning a big dial taht says 'Racism' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right"
April 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM