Theron Bretz
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Theron Bretz
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They/Them Neurospicy middle-aged nerd, hands-on amateur historian (medieval and early modern), unrepentant leftie, owning my ENBYness more loudly in 2025, occasional gamer, swords are cool.
July 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Is Phoebe!
June 26, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Because I am that sort of nerd.
May 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
First of all, rude…
May 18, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Without downloading new pictures, my mental state
May 15, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I mean, technically it’s this one.
May 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
The average American has three friends.
May 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Tonight is Walpurgisnacht, and as is my custom, I choose to mark it by paying tribute to all of the woman and femme fencers I’ve been privileged to know and teach and learn from.

(Art by Ironlily)
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
April 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Made a thing.
March 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Home for the next week.
March 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I made this.
March 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
March 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I’ve got true and tested patterns and sufficient fabric to make another. Even have a new book to test out. What I lack is time before GW. :(
March 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Off to SCA Gulf Wars on Saturday. Already prehearsing my internal monologue.
March 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
February 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m not ADHD, but my OCD does a really great job of mimicking a lot of the same behaviors, including the whole “procrastinate until you absolutely can’t” thing. Which is why it took five years for me to record a new version of a training video I finished today.
February 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
But I didn’t say fudge.
February 19, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Received this today. Really digging the format.
February 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Felt not hideous. Might delete later.
February 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
On the left is Emil Bove, dressed impeccably for court.

On the right is your humble friend and narrator at the gym last night, sweaty and disheveled.

The man on the left is eighteen years my junior. Evil ages you.
February 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My spouse knows me all too well.
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Did a thing. She misspelled it. Don’t care, because I didn’t have to repeat myself or spell it or just use my initials. Gonna call it a win. #Heron
February 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Everything printed and bound for the weekend. I still need to wrangle the A/V bits, but I’m at least this organized.
February 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM