That is brilliant.

Slow cookers are marvellous machines.

No.

This is hilarious.

Many years ago, I got a Christmas present from my aunt. She had beautiful handwriting and careful written on the label was "Dear Timothy, Merry Christopher, love Margaret". One of her brothers was called Christopher. I always think of that when wrapping presents.

I was once listening to sport news Heart Radio in London when they had a report from their Wimbledon reporter who was announced as Dennis Racquet.

I thought "kid 90s" was trendy talk for early 90s.