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40 M | He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈 Gay | ADHD

Politics, Star Trek, video games, tabletop games, amateur writer, bookworm.

I have many thoughts. Sometimes they escape into the public domain.

Left is best.
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September 23, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Trump won his own golf tournament! The country is saved. Look, the markets are already recovering!
A stock market chart rotated 90 degrees to make the falling line go straight up.
April 6, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Good luck to Tom Suozzi on his primary challenge.
Representative Tom Suozzi's tweet: I just voted to censure a fellow Democrat in Congress. Instead of focusing on protecting Social Security, Medicaid, and Medicare, and instead of addressing rising costs, fixing immigration, and Ukraine, too many Americans are talking about a member of Congress being removed from the chamber. This is not helpful. I'm serious about building bipartisan coalitions to tackle these pressing concerns. It's the only way. Both parties must hold themselves to the same standards we expect from the other side. I am angry about plenty that the president is doing and what he said the other night, but the punch, counterpunch is not working. 9:26 AM - Mar 6, 2025 - 39.2k views
March 6, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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All I'm saying is that the Onion could do this for us.
Mocked up onion article headline that says "'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where Planes Crash Regularly" dated February 17, 2025.
February 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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An old bald man with glasses in a suit. He has a white mustache. He is saying "It's not a normal thing for an airplane to land upside down."
February 17, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Been playing Book of Hours again.

Most people won't get the joke but...

When you need a tiny bit of edge or scale, you need...

The Scary Chair
Picture of a blue chair next to a gramophone from the game Book of Hours.
December 29, 2024 at 12:05 PM
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Nooope.

There is nothing I want to hear from you, TYT. I’ve seen what you’ve been saying all over those right wing shows.
Text message: “The Young Turks: New phone, who dis? It’s TYT! We have so much to tell you. But, if you don’t want to hear it, simply text STOP to end these messages.
December 20, 2024 at 1:47 AM
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Government shutdown means no more WIC and SNAP benefits until it's funded again, and it's all because of a couple of billionaires ordering a bunch of millionaires to strip funding out of the bill.
"When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they will eat the rich." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
December 20, 2024 at 12:08 AM
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Inspired by a post I saw.
Image from the show Invincible. Young man asks his dad, "How do UPS, FedEx, DHL, etc manage to deliver to rural areas, then?" Father replies: "That's the neat part, they don't."
December 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
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'No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
December 16, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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After playing Satisfactory a while, I've started developing a theory.

There are some trees in the world, from some angles they look like fleeing people.

The alien consciousness says that their "bones are more beautiful than yours" and I'm starting to think this is what they mean.
A screenshot from Satisfactory of some trees. Two of them have three roots digging into the ground and look vaguely like people.
December 9, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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"Just throw it on the pile over there with teams, slack, and those others."
XKCD competing standards comic format. First panel: Situation: There are 14 competing chat platforms Second panel: Man: 14!? Ridiculous! We need to develop one universal platform that covers everyone's use cases. Woman: Yeah! Third panel: Soon: Situation: there are 15 competing chat platforms.
December 2, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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I hope this isn't what Trump meant.
Anakin Skywalker talking to Padme. Anakin: It was a GREAT depression Padme: You mean great as extent or intensity, right? Anakin gives a blank stare. Padme: Extent or intensity... right?
November 29, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park. He is wearing glasses and a leather jacket. The text says "Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could... they didn't stop to think if they should."
November 26, 2024 at 6:51 PM
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Share your favorite Star Trek Voyager episode.

I've quite a few, but Living Witness is quite memorable.
Captain Janeway standing in a dark conference room at the head of a table. She is frowning. Her uniform has a turtle neck and she is wearing black gloves.
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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One of my favorite Star Trek memes
Panel 1: A shuttle flying towards a sun Panel 2: Beverly Crusher in the shuttle. She says "Computer, notify me if external temperature gets too hot." Panel 3: Interior shot of shuttle from behind Beverley. Computer beeps affirmation and responds "Please define "Hot"." Panel 4: Beverley at the shuttle controls. She says "Let's say, 1.9 million Kelvins." Panel 5: Picard at his Ready Room replicator. The top of the panel is labeled "Later:." Picard says "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot." The computer beeps in acknowledgement. Panel 6: A fiery explosion with a man's skeleton inside of it.
November 20, 2024 at 5:29 PM
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If you see this, quote tweet a Star Trek reaction meme.
Q in a blue tank top with a handlebar mustache. The closed captions say "You hit me! Picard never hit me."
November 18, 2024 at 8:18 AM
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I'm super fond of those mini-Star Trek episode memes.
Title: Star Trek Jellico Panel 1: Jellico: I absolutely love Worchestershire sauce. Panel 2: Troi: What's so special about it? Panel 3: Jellico: It's hard to say. Panel 4: Troi stares blankly. Panel 5: Troi exits the Ready Room. Panel 6: Exterior shot of the Enterprise D with "Executive Producer: Gene Roddenberry" displayed.
November 18, 2024 at 8:15 AM
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You know what that Tyson/Paul fight really needed?
Bernie Sanders running with a steel chair.
November 17, 2024 at 7:30 AM
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I feel like I should share this. I saw this while watching one of those shows about NTSB investigations and thought it was absolutely hilarious.
An old bald man with glasses and a white mustache. He is wearing a dark suit. The caption says "It's not a normal thing for an airplane to land upside down."
November 17, 2024 at 7:19 AM
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Maybe he was trying to be neutral.
Diplomat from Futurama. He has no hair, a frown on his face, and his skin is a pale beige color. He is wearing a beige robe with an orange sash with a yellow circle. The text says "I have no strong feelings one way or the other."
November 14, 2024 at 6:48 AM