Textonlegs
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When it’s 30 degrees & Mom whips you into the forest for a quick walk where it’s cooler…
June 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When it’s 30 degrees & Mom whips you into the forest for a quick walk where it’s cooler…
Anyone else remember the days when mobile phones didn’t constantly lose their signal? #ee #vodaphone #bt #phonemasts
May 16, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anyone else remember the days when mobile phones didn’t constantly lose their signal? #ee #vodaphone #bt #phonemasts
When Liz Truss tanked to U.K. economy a vegetable lasted longer than she did. Americans needs to take their balls back. 🥬
April 11, 2025 at 8:50 AM
When Liz Truss tanked to U.K. economy a vegetable lasted longer than she did. Americans needs to take their balls back. 🥬
What’s the point of being the U.K. flag carrier if this is where you are going to fly to from Manchester? @britishairways.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What’s the point of being the U.K. flag carrier if this is where you are going to fly to from Manchester? @britishairways.bsky.social
Kudos to the #BBC for airing a documentary entitled, “what happened at Auschwitz?” on the day on Trump’s #inauguration. Nice burn.
January 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Kudos to the #BBC for airing a documentary entitled, “what happened at Auschwitz?” on the day on Trump’s #inauguration. Nice burn.
RIP Snoop Dogg. Thoughts and prayers. #inauguration #snoopdogg
January 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
RIP Snoop Dogg. Thoughts and prayers. #inauguration #snoopdogg
“southern fried gravy” is now a thing in our house. Very demure, very mindful, finger lickin good
January 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
“southern fried gravy” is now a thing in our house. Very demure, very mindful, finger lickin good
And that was Christmas Day. Off to bed now with a Snoozy Choc #wallaceandgromit
December 25, 2024 at 10:48 PM
And that was Christmas Day. Off to bed now with a Snoozy Choc #wallaceandgromit
Bloody hell. E for envelopes @standard.co.uk.web.brid.gy
December 18, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Bloody hell. E for envelopes @standard.co.uk.web.brid.gy
Christmas dinner roast potato practice run under way.. this time, beef dripping + small sunflower oil combo. 240 degrees. Game on.
December 15, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Christmas dinner roast potato practice run under way.. this time, beef dripping + small sunflower oil combo. 240 degrees. Game on.
Finally, I am free of my leasehold home. I bought the lease. For the fat sum of a piece of paper and a load of lies I have paid a total of £19,880 over 8 years. But, hey, I’ve contributed to the pensions of the scumbags at #Aviva so hey ho #lkp #leasehold #avivainvestors @avivainvestors.bsky.social
December 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Finally, I am free of my leasehold home. I bought the lease. For the fat sum of a piece of paper and a load of lies I have paid a total of £19,880 over 8 years. But, hey, I’ve contributed to the pensions of the scumbags at #Aviva so hey ho #lkp #leasehold #avivainvestors @avivainvestors.bsky.social
That’s not really helping Greg(g) #greggwallace
December 1, 2024 at 10:54 AM
That’s not really helping Greg(g) #greggwallace
I’ve now had more new Followers on #X since I said that I’m off to BlueSky than in the whole of the previous 12 months. All accounts set up in the same 3 months of 2023.
November 27, 2024 at 8:06 PM
I’ve now had more new Followers on #X since I said that I’m off to BlueSky than in the whole of the previous 12 months. All accounts set up in the same 3 months of 2023.
I’ve got an extraordinarily large amount of new followers on #X this week. All accounts set up in 2023, all with zero posts, all “female”. It’s like BotsRUs on there.
November 24, 2024 at 9:08 AM
I’ve got an extraordinarily large amount of new followers on #X this week. All accounts set up in 2023, all with zero posts, all “female”. It’s like BotsRUs on there.
Storm. Big Shop. Husband on nights. Link under sink. Working all weekend. Just like those 14 years in Ibiza. Happy Birthday to me!
three people wearing party hats are sitting on a couch with stairs in the background
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November 23, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Storm. Big Shop. Husband on nights. Link under sink. Working all weekend. Just like those 14 years in Ibiza. Happy Birthday to me!
Question: can I buy a single pig and register my Dad’s two bedroom bungalow with a field (OK,small lawn) as a “farm” to save myself £1.5m in inheritance tax? #farm #inheritancetax
November 19, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Question: can I buy a single pig and register my Dad’s two bedroom bungalow with a field (OK,small lawn) as a “farm” to save myself £1.5m in inheritance tax? #farm #inheritancetax
I think what’s lovely about @bsky.app at the moment is people you know popping up with new accounts and a big “hello”! Like we’ve all not seen each other for years.
November 17, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I think what’s lovely about @bsky.app at the moment is people you know popping up with new accounts and a big “hello”! Like we’ve all not seen each other for years.
We’ll hello @bsky.app it’s lovely to be here. Can we ghost the other guy now?
a dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a fence and a sign that says yippee .
ALT: a dog is standing on its hind legs in front of a fence and a sign that says yippee .
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November 12, 2024 at 8:24 AM
We’ll hello @bsky.app it’s lovely to be here. Can we ghost the other guy now?