Texthedragon
@texthedragon.bsky.social
He/Him, Bisexual, Writer, former actor, DM, attempted comedian, really just a man trying to find his way in the universe.
Can’t let me loose in the paint, I’ll punish you for it.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Can’t let me loose in the paint, I’ll punish you for it.
Sweet, Sweet Space Samurai
June 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Sweet, Sweet Space Samurai
This sucks actually
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This sucks actually
This is so fucking sick I can’t stand it.
May 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is so fucking sick I can’t stand it.
AWW FUCK that rocks
May 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
AWW FUCK that rocks
If I don’t have a dr. Pepper a day I’ll finally do it.
April 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If I don’t have a dr. Pepper a day I’ll finally do it.
Yeah because they’re fucking sick. Call the plumber because they’ve got drip baby.
April 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yeah because they’re fucking sick. Call the plumber because they’ve got drip baby.
It’s you, you’re the case study.
April 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
It’s you, you’re the case study.
Well I have an excellent case study.
April 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Well I have an excellent case study.
They’re expert problem solvers.
April 2, 2025 at 11:25 PM
They’re expert problem solvers.
The Alexa in my room wants the same thing. Instead she will simply turn my lights on and off.
December 6, 2024 at 7:23 PM
The Alexa in my room wants the same thing. Instead she will simply turn my lights on and off.
Burnt out older guy who everyone thinks is the manager. I’m not, I just work here.
December 6, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Burnt out older guy who everyone thinks is the manager. I’m not, I just work here.