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🎵 HI HO HI HO OFF TO MY BUSS THEY GO 🎵
December 11, 2024 at 7:01 PM
🎵 HI HO HI HO OFF TO MY BUSS THEY GO 🎵
love her to death she really tried to make strawberry one syllable in this song
open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
Spring Is Coming With A Strawberry In The Mouth
Caroline Polachek · Desire, I Want To Turn Into You: Everasking Edition · Song · 2024
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December 3, 2024 at 4:58 PM
love her to death she really tried to make strawberry one syllable in this song
open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
open.spotify.com/track/0I49aN...
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Lord Ive seen what you have done for others...
December 2, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Lord Ive seen what you have done for others...
sky ferreira's new song WILL cure me
December 2, 2024 at 8:41 PM
sky ferreira's new song WILL cure me
just got sucked licked and fucked by some spinach and cheese egg bites how yall doing
December 2, 2024 at 6:15 PM
just got sucked licked and fucked by some spinach and cheese egg bites how yall doing
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with all due respect, no the fuck it is not
November 12, 2024 at 5:36 AM
with all due respect, no the fuck it is not
my durge after mol keeps getting mad at him even though he saved all the tiefling kids
January 18, 2024 at 11:14 PM
my durge after mol keeps getting mad at him even though he saved all the tiefling kids
I’m watching saltburn and I’ve been told its gay and not gay at the same time idk what to expect
December 31, 2023 at 6:46 AM
I’m watching saltburn and I’ve been told its gay and not gay at the same time idk what to expect
gooning out to blue monday merry christmas everyone
December 24, 2023 at 6:42 PM
gooning out to blue monday merry christmas everyone
get me 1900ccs of old man yaoi STAT
December 20, 2023 at 12:21 AM
get me 1900ccs of old man yaoi STAT
ads when i was a kid: HEY! do YOU need a BAG CLIP but your BAG CLIPS all STINK???? (shows video of woman failing to use a bag clip)
ads now: get on anabolic steroids right the fuck now or i shoot
ads now: get on anabolic steroids right the fuck now or i shoot
December 9, 2023 at 6:49 PM
ads when i was a kid: HEY! do YOU need a BAG CLIP but your BAG CLIPS all STINK???? (shows video of woman failing to use a bag clip)
ads now: get on anabolic steroids right the fuck now or i shoot
ads now: get on anabolic steroids right the fuck now or i shoot
hate it here
December 8, 2023 at 2:41 AM
hate it here
the Bechdel Test
December 1, 2023 at 10:10 PM
the Bechdel Test
me three drinks in and looking in the bathroom mirror
December 1, 2023 at 10:08 PM
me three drinks in and looking in the bathroom mirror
we for sure fucked but not in this timeloop that was 67 cycles ago
December 1, 2023 at 8:02 AM
we for sure fucked but not in this timeloop that was 67 cycles ago
i do have an inner child and i gave her a lava lamp but now she broke it and is scooping out the hot wax with her fingers
December 1, 2023 at 5:46 AM
i do have an inner child and i gave her a lava lamp but now she broke it and is scooping out the hot wax with her fingers
what if i was in an oil spill instead of one of those ducklings in the dawn commercial. what then
November 22, 2023 at 9:35 PM
what if i was in an oil spill instead of one of those ducklings in the dawn commercial. what then
I’m so normal please i can be trusted around the black mold
November 19, 2023 at 7:42 PM
I’m so normal please i can be trusted around the black mold
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I'm looking for more players to join my Monday Dungeons and Dragons campaign! If you're looking for an LGBT+ friendly table to join, with an experienced DM who can help new players, then I might have what you need! We only have 2 slots remaining!
startplaying.games/adventure/cl...
startplaying.games/adventure/cl...
Play Dungeons & Dragons 5e Online | Wintersong Adventures - Monday Mayhem with The Heart's Gambit!
Wintersong Adventures take place in an entirely homebrew campaign setting! Enter the world of Vetrhjarta, where overflowing magic both enriches the landscape and gives birth to endless hordes of monst...
startplaying.games
November 13, 2023 at 5:56 AM
I'm looking for more players to join my Monday Dungeons and Dragons campaign! If you're looking for an LGBT+ friendly table to join, with an experienced DM who can help new players, then I might have what you need! We only have 2 slots remaining!
startplaying.games/adventure/cl...
startplaying.games/adventure/cl...
at any point of the day I’m thinking about "those are his hooves you bitch"
November 9, 2023 at 7:30 PM
at any point of the day I’m thinking about "those are his hooves you bitch"
genuinely think the binding of isaac is really badly designed in terms of hard punishing stuff that most people wouldnt think twice of doing in other video games, but will i stop playing? no
November 8, 2023 at 8:04 PM
genuinely think the binding of isaac is really badly designed in terms of hard punishing stuff that most people wouldnt think twice of doing in other video games, but will i stop playing? no
HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING COFFEE
November 6, 2023 at 8:42 PM
HAD WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING COFFEE
he’s everything
November 6, 2023 at 2:05 AM
he’s everything
save me white boy with republican gums
November 2, 2023 at 10:16 PM
save me white boy with republican gums