And that interminable delay? Working through all the S-p-a-n-i words before that much anticipated 'k' appeared! Only then to have to work through the many definitions of 'spank' before the GOOD one came up??? Maddening...

Also useful for those Fit-Bit wearers' out there... 😄

Only if you're doing it right. Or maybe, have one of those handy buy one, get one free coupons?

...or are yourself, an 'antique' spanko...😄, speaking for us Boomers out here!

At first glance I was thinking 'butt-pinata', but like your explanation better! Which isn't to say having a posterior pinata to whack away at wouldn't be fun, yes???