Tex “Now Ya Done Pissed Me Off” Prinster
@texprinster.bsky.social
Ready to do what is necessary.
Just your everyday 🇺🇸 descendant of raving 🇮🇪 lunatics with just enough knowledge and experience to create utter mayhem. Looking at you, Don.
#VoteBlue #Colorado #TiocfaidhÁrLá
#SlavaUkrainii #FreePalestine
Just your everyday 🇺🇸 descendant of raving 🇮🇪 lunatics with just enough knowledge and experience to create utter mayhem. Looking at you, Don.
#VoteBlue #Colorado #TiocfaidhÁrLá
#SlavaUkrainii #FreePalestine
NEARLY HALF of #ICE recruits can’t pass an advanced exam in quantum mechanics.
Oh, wait—I’m being told it’s not a quantum mechanics exam, it’s FUCKING OPEN BOOK, and these morons still can’t pass it.
Only the best and brightest.
Oh, wait—I’m being told it’s not a quantum mechanics exam, it’s FUCKING OPEN BOOK, and these morons still can’t pass it.
Only the best and brightest.
October 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
NEARLY HALF of #ICE recruits can’t pass an advanced exam in quantum mechanics.
Oh, wait—I’m being told it’s not a quantum mechanics exam, it’s FUCKING OPEN BOOK, and these morons still can’t pass it.
Only the best and brightest.
Oh, wait—I’m being told it’s not a quantum mechanics exam, it’s FUCKING OPEN BOOK, and these morons still can’t pass it.
Only the best and brightest.
The largest mass protest in American history and this is the lede on the NYT app right now.
Jesus Effing Christ.
Jesus Effing Christ.
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The largest mass protest in American history and this is the lede on the NYT app right now.
Jesus Effing Christ.
Jesus Effing Christ.
Not today, I guess. Wordle forbids it. Sorry!
October 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Not today, I guess. Wordle forbids it. Sorry!
Jeez, @xfinityx.bsky.social…you think just because I watched South Park I’m a totally mindless adolescent stoner all the time????
(how did you know)
(how did you know)
September 17, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Jeez, @xfinityx.bsky.social…you think just because I watched South Park I’m a totally mindless adolescent stoner all the time????
(how did you know)
(how did you know)
Robin Littlebear has decided she’s fresh out of fucks to give. (But not shits. She’s never out of shits.)
I agree. Time for a weekend. #DogsofBluesky
I agree. Time for a weekend. #DogsofBluesky
July 19, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Robin Littlebear has decided she’s fresh out of fucks to give. (But not shits. She’s never out of shits.)
I agree. Time for a weekend. #DogsofBluesky
I agree. Time for a weekend. #DogsofBluesky
I see what you did there, XFinity search algorithm. Well played.
June 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I see what you did there, XFinity search algorithm. Well played.
Everything is fine, folks. Ethel’s on it.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Everything is fine, folks. Ethel’s on it.
June 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I always wondered what happened to @nancycomics.bsky.social when she grew up. She made it on stage at the Price is Right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
June 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I always wondered what happened to @nancycomics.bsky.social when she grew up. She made it on stage at the Price is Right! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Imagine being an anxiety-ridden and homebound person and then having to deal with this too! Allergic to deliveries? 😝
June 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Imagine being an anxiety-ridden and homebound person and then having to deal with this too! Allergic to deliveries? 😝
Look! First-term Colorado representative Gabe Evans has come out as trans. Spread the word!!!
(Dumb fucks couldn’t even figure out how to correctly gender their own spam)
(Dumb fucks couldn’t even figure out how to correctly gender their own spam)
May 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Look! First-term Colorado representative Gabe Evans has come out as trans. Spread the word!!!
(Dumb fucks couldn’t even figure out how to correctly gender their own spam)
(Dumb fucks couldn’t even figure out how to correctly gender their own spam)
I’ve taken the liberty of providing a great crash landing spot.
May 8, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I’ve taken the liberty of providing a great crash landing spot.
Congrats on a stupendous record, lads—it may never be matched (until you extend the streak to eight next year, that is)!!!!
#NHL #HockeyIsEvil #GoAvsGo
#NHL #HockeyIsEvil #GoAvsGo
May 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Congrats on a stupendous record, lads—it may never be matched (until you extend the streak to eight next year, that is)!!!!
#NHL #HockeyIsEvil #GoAvsGo
#NHL #HockeyIsEvil #GoAvsGo
…and then I went ahead and fucked the daylights out of his girlfriend, just to show him I’m still a huge fan of his after all this time.
April 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
…and then I went ahead and fucked the daylights out of his girlfriend, just to show him I’m still a huge fan of his after all this time.
(This is a photo of Mussolini’s body after it had been savaged by the public in revolt.)
I just want to know: does this come in orange?
I just want to know: does this come in orange?
April 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
(This is a photo of Mussolini’s body after it had been savaged by the public in revolt.)
I just want to know: does this come in orange?
I just want to know: does this come in orange?
Hey @kneecapceol.bsky.social I told y’oul bastards I’d chant it. Great feckin show tonight!
#TiochfaidhÁrLá 🇮🇪
#GetYourBritsOut
#TiochfaidhÁrLá 🇮🇪
#GetYourBritsOut
April 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Hey @kneecapceol.bsky.social I told y’oul bastards I’d chant it. Great feckin show tonight!
#TiochfaidhÁrLá 🇮🇪
#GetYourBritsOut
#TiochfaidhÁrLá 🇮🇪
#GetYourBritsOut
Denver.
April 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Denver.
April 5, 2025 at 7:08 PM
April 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My name is Buster. I’m ten years old and I’ve had a really busy day
-sleeping
-farting
-staring at my human guy and whining
-throwing up the leaves I couldn’t help but eat
-some more farting
so if you’ll excuse me, imma take a nap.
-sleeping
-farting
-staring at my human guy and whining
-throwing up the leaves I couldn’t help but eat
-some more farting
so if you’ll excuse me, imma take a nap.
March 29, 2025 at 3:50 AM
My name is Buster. I’m ten years old and I’ve had a really busy day
-sleeping
-farting
-staring at my human guy and whining
-throwing up the leaves I couldn’t help but eat
-some more farting
so if you’ll excuse me, imma take a nap.
-sleeping
-farting
-staring at my human guy and whining
-throwing up the leaves I couldn’t help but eat
-some more farting
so if you’ll excuse me, imma take a nap.
Tech rehearsals for my production of “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” at the Aurora Fox outside Denver.
Amid all of the madness out there, gathering together to experience live performance matters more than ever.
Come see if you’re in the area—we open Friday!
Amid all of the madness out there, gathering together to experience live performance matters more than ever.
Come see if you’re in the area—we open Friday!
March 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tech rehearsals for my production of “The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time” at the Aurora Fox outside Denver.
Amid all of the madness out there, gathering together to experience live performance matters more than ever.
Come see if you’re in the area—we open Friday!
Amid all of the madness out there, gathering together to experience live performance matters more than ever.
Come see if you’re in the area—we open Friday!
It’s the little victories.
March 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It’s the little victories.