Geoff Barnes
@texburgher.bsky.social
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I love that I show my 8-y.o. this when she says Netflix isn’t working and she’s like, yeah that makes total sense, and just turns off the tv and walks away
April 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I love that I show my 8-y.o. this when she says Netflix isn’t working and she’s like, yeah that makes total sense, and just turns off the tv and walks away
Is the tone arm balanced? Is the world fair? Dud’n matter, I’m here for it.
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Is the tone arm balanced? Is the world fair? Dud’n matter, I’m here for it.
Look who came back for another season of surveillance acceptance training!
November 29, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Look who came back for another season of surveillance acceptance training!
Happy Thanksgiving 1986 from my wife and her sisters
November 28, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Happy Thanksgiving 1986 from my wife and her sisters
You mean pulls out
November 21, 2024 at 7:14 PM
You mean pulls out
Still and always true. Hello if you're joining from over there.
November 14, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Still and always true. Hello if you're joining from over there.
The Smile starting soon
July 10, 2023 at 11:41 PM
The Smile starting soon
Should’ve known better, carob is never the answer
June 1, 2023 at 1:51 PM
Should’ve known better, carob is never the answer
Grad school is an awkward time for artists
May 31, 2023 at 5:52 PM
Grad school is an awkward time for artists
The ChatGPT iOS app has some really thoughtful details
May 31, 2023 at 2:52 PM
The ChatGPT iOS app has some really thoughtful details
Portrait of a Saturday afternoon in Pittsburgh
May 28, 2023 at 12:31 AM
Portrait of a Saturday afternoon in Pittsburgh
I hope this doesn’t create a discourse because nobody needs more of that and imma let you finish but CLOSE-UP MADE THE GREATEST TOOTHPASTE OF ALL TIME
May 23, 2023 at 2:24 AM
I hope this doesn’t create a discourse because nobody needs more of that and imma let you finish but CLOSE-UP MADE THE GREATEST TOOTHPASTE OF ALL TIME
Hanging with @ben.fail and @cranberryperson.bsky.social like it’s some sort of Twootenanny
May 6, 2023 at 8:59 PM
Hanging with @ben.fail and @cranberryperson.bsky.social like it’s some sort of Twootenanny
Get fucked, Night Brain
May 2, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Get fucked, Night Brain
There’s no way it could have anything to do with the guns
April 30, 2023 at 2:27 AM
There’s no way it could have anything to do with the guns
and the toaster that failed its duty for the last time
April 28, 2023 at 12:51 PM
and the toaster that failed its duty for the last time
The owners manual for my new toaster is intimidating af
April 28, 2023 at 12:07 PM
The owners manual for my new toaster is intimidating af
Now I’m an artist posting on Bluesky
April 25, 2023 at 10:37 PM
Now I’m an artist posting on Bluesky
It was a bath-time to remember
April 24, 2023 at 2:40 AM
It was a bath-time to remember
Happy Saturday, y’all.
P.S. Stop saying “Happy Monday” to your workmates on video chats. Nobody needs that shit.
P.S. Stop saying “Happy Monday” to your workmates on video chats. Nobody needs that shit.
April 15, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Happy Saturday, y’all.
P.S. Stop saying “Happy Monday” to your workmates on video chats. Nobody needs that shit.
P.S. Stop saying “Happy Monday” to your workmates on video chats. Nobody needs that shit.