Walker Metyko
texasrangermtg.bsky.social
Walker Metyko
@texasrangermtg.bsky.social
They/them

I play, I judge, I joke around.
Semi professional improviser.

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells” -Dr. Seuss
ME!!!
October 11, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Alternatively “this can’t happen as described” as there’s probably a profts on the battlefield and everyone always forgets about that cards flavor text (no maximum hand size)
September 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I had my answer but now I’m over thinking how much weight I want to give the word “smoother” 😭😭
September 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Are you referencing in the story or just sort of the game in general.

Because at least lore wise both Aetherspark and Tarkir’s story had major plot points revolving around desparked planeswalkers trying to get their spark back.
August 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
40 minute Lyft to the airport?!?!? My Houston hate remains justified. City is too big.
July 8, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Which, to be clear, is a compliment for those that do care. I don’t think less of myself for not being a brewer but absolutely think higher of those that will pour hours into solving a format that only exists for 25 days with almost no competitive motivation other than love of the game.
July 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM