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The feds hauled the car away on an open trailer.

I've seen newlyweds take greater care and caution when tying tin can strings to their car's rear bumper.
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Yeah, incredible!
January 21, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This is so bad, Trump's gonna pull the national guard & marines from LA and send them after all those Craig's List responders who didn't show after answering the ad for "attendees needed for bloated orange wannabe strongman's ego soothing."
June 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Yeah, cottonwood trees fill the sky with "summer snow" which ultimately find their way to the filter of our AC unit and clog it up!

But I supposed it's all about the perspective one chooses.
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Also, Elmo:
April 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He looks like a thumb which wished really hard to become a real person.
March 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Evergreen...
March 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Republicans like Murkowski seem to have queasy stomachs whenever Trump embarrasses them but whenever voting for or with Trump, their stomachs are made of cast iron.
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Suggested Response:

"Avoided becoming a taintlicking douchebro like you. That's what I got done."
February 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
We're at this point in the movie...
February 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Neither of them would've been able to be as destructive if not for Rupert Murdoch & Fox "News."

They said and did it but Murdoch amplified and sold it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I’ll bet they had bad cases of acne and were nibbling on hot pockets.
February 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"A White House official said it is 'necessary' because it will 'restore' the 'glory' of the White House."

NGL...

Pretty impressive work from that staffer given this was stated from an entire mile up Trunt's bloated ass.
February 15, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This Democrat seeks no apology as your post was spot-on, Professor.
February 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Evergreen since the 1980s...
February 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
It's all I got.
February 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Tonghit send me to the ER!
February 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The funniest part about this... regardless if it is true or not... it'll enrage the same MAGAts who cheered when W did this with Fries because France wouldn't support his Iraq war.
February 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Same architect?
February 9, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have to imagine.

Clay Travis, everyone!
February 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Agnorant, as defined in cartoon format:
February 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I watch this and all I can think of is how Musk & DOGE incels must be laughing their asses off for a full minute, then go back to hacking government systems and harvesting citizen information so that Billionaires can steal more wealth.
February 6, 2025 at 1:32 AM