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Elphie’s Freckles
@texantaquito.bsky.social
Burned out millennial Texan living in Pennsylvania 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Admirer of musical theatre, TV, and defiant women 💙
We’re about to reap the benefits of this cat fight, y’all
June 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
HOLLYWOOD, PLEASE PUT NORMAL PEOPLE ON OUR SCREENS! NO ONE LOOKS PERFECT ALL THE TIME!! THAT LADY’S FACE DOESNT MOVE AFTER SHE FINDS OUR HER CHILD WAS JUST IN A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT AND THE SIZE OF THAT MAN’S CHIN RIVAL’S THAT OF THE TICK. WHY IS IT SO BIG? WHO’S THAT FOR, THE WORLD WAR II VETS?
February 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Back to our regularly scheduled doom scrolling. Thanks, #SNL50!
February 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
They raised me 🥹 #SNL50
February 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
When I think back on the things that have contributed to my radicalization early in life, I think of First Wives Club and how the happy ending is of the three woman protagonists singing and dancing in the street at dusk in NYC while wearing white
February 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Which are the most fun I Love Lucy ♥️ episodes? Hollywood in season four or Europe in season five?
November 19, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Images you can hear
#shrek
November 19, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Anyone watching Like Water for Chocolate on Max?

There are only two episodes out so far, but it’s a good watch.
November 16, 2024 at 9:20 PM
That one creative person in your office:
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM