anyway tried to farm ex5. R1 SMN because the DNC immediately sprints to the R2 spot when the gate drops, nbd. DNC comes into my spot repeatedly for grand cross and claims it’s muscle memory. My brother in hydaelyn YOU PICKED R2

similarly now I understand why I like MNK and it’s because it has the same shit to worry about as MCH wrt kill time effecting openers and 1-min management and rushing CDs etc. It’s all making sense

bonus: First Tetsu gpose vs most recent, and first Caramell gpose vs most recent (ft. Tetsu)

Like I love UCOB because when shit hits the fan it gets wild but it also never really gets boring even when you do it right
UWU is the same way but makes you really flex knowledge to recover
TEA is perfect. PA best phase in the game
DSR feels like it makes you WORK for any inch of prog

So I’m so sorry FRU but I think that in itself makes you my least favorite ultimate by default…. It’s fine but I just don’t feel anything doing it because all of the mechs in practice are literally way easier than they look and after m8s it’s not even fast either. In 6 hours I went from LR to p4…..

fight ain’t shit (said through gritted teeth because im tilted tonight)

there are! numbers on the party list!
if we both swifted that’s one thing but on a hardcast there’s like 8 seconds to look and figure it out. and there’s a whole second guy. get that one.

Eureka is also canon for Tetsu. Caramell did Ivalice but not Crystal Tower. Nier, Myths of the Realm, and Void Ark are not canon for either and i'm unsure where i want to put Jeuno, leaning canon for Tetsu (implicitly post-simulacrum Caramell)

And even when it was current it was still like.. we were skipping scales when Thaleia dropped. Euphro’s a LITTLE better but why’s the enrage on Althyk/Nymeia NEARLY TEN MINUTES. Poor planning on the scaling, ilvl sync made them trivial, all around that series needs to be tweaked so bad

even the Void Ark raids have some hands and last a decently long enough time to see mechs 😭 like I ran Aglaia for my alt for leveling and the alt is just a SCH but I swear faerie handles literally all of the healing it’s so pathetic. It’s level NINETY

The fights already don’t even hurt like.. make the mechs actually do damage and give the bosses like 200% more HP I am so serious, it’s so sad especially after how good the DT ARs are 😔

imagine being a sprout and never seeing Rhalgr’s fist, Byregot’s clones, Azeyma’s triangle, AND Nald’Thal’s scales… we killed at balls…..

the ONLY fight that took longer than 3 minutes (because it took 3:45) was Azeyma and that’s only because a tank killed like 12 people with a tankbuster because they “zoned out” and chased the whole party

whoever snatched my YouTube account and did so much spamming and sus shit in less than 12 hours it got PERMANENTLY REMOVED: go fuck yourself