@testylefty.bsky.social
Pissed off liberal, cat dad, Husker fan, Portlander, one foot in front of the other.
It seems that I'm going to give myself the gout as an act of defiance. No one will see this, but those ribs were fucking solid. And maybe worth it.
September 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It seems that I'm going to give myself the gout as an act of defiance. No one will see this, but those ribs were fucking solid. And maybe worth it.
Dear leader can take his tiny penis parade and shove it up his ass. Only good vibes here. #NoKingsPDX
June 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Dear leader can take his tiny penis parade and shove it up his ass. Only good vibes here. #NoKingsPDX
Sometimes you have to buy way more slicer than you have need, or room for. #globeslicers
May 12, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Sometimes you have to buy way more slicer than you have need, or room for. #globeslicers
Everything sucks, but Sammy is embracing the spring vibes. #catsofbluesky
April 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everything sucks, but Sammy is embracing the spring vibes. #catsofbluesky
Sammy is doing his best to make things better. #catsofbluesky
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Sammy is doing his best to make things better. #catsofbluesky
Everything sucks, so here’s my first try at hanger steak with mushroom pan sauce. 🥩 🍄🟫
March 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Everything sucks, so here’s my first try at hanger steak with mushroom pan sauce. 🥩 🍄🟫
Seems like a cheerful kind of place. And is there only one man watching? 🌈🦄
March 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Seems like a cheerful kind of place. And is there only one man watching? 🌈🦄
Are we yawning, or screaming? Could be either.
February 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Are we yawning, or screaming? Could be either.
Everything sucks, so here’s a humble steak with my first try at bearnaise sauce.
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Everything sucks, so here’s a humble steak with my first try at bearnaise sauce.
And to think that I thought I was pissed off back then. Child, the elder you would like a word.
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And to think that I thought I was pissed off back then. Child, the elder you would like a word.
Fuck the rules, we’re leaving this up as long as we safely can.
January 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Fuck the rules, we’re leaving this up as long as we safely can.
Shitty presentation, but the first attempt at steak au poivre was a success. I even flambéed some cognac for the sauce. Fuck off 2025.
January 2, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Shitty presentation, but the first attempt at steak au poivre was a success. I even flambéed some cognac for the sauce. Fuck off 2025.
Figured that the shortest day of the year warranted some fucking cheer, right?
December 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Figured that the shortest day of the year warranted some fucking cheer, right?
Screaming into the abyss or yawning? Sammy and I are masters of both.
December 1, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Screaming into the abyss or yawning? Sammy and I are masters of both.
It’s 6:00 with an Old Fashioned and that Velvet Underground doc. We’ll take it.
November 29, 2024 at 2:12 AM
It’s 6:00 with an Old Fashioned and that Velvet Underground doc. We’ll take it.
It was an awkward time.
November 20, 2024 at 5:18 AM
It was an awkward time.
Sammy takes glee in killing little birds.
November 17, 2024 at 2:04 AM
Sammy takes glee in killing little birds.
Sammy's first time in an airbnb. #catsofbluesky
November 16, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Sammy's first time in an airbnb. #catsofbluesky