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is this what an A+ or a D- looks like? i cant tell… (either way fucking awesome omg)
December 29, 2025 at 12:25 PM
is this what an A+ or a D- looks like? i cant tell… (either way fucking awesome omg)
whoever bans you will open their outdoor bbq grill to find ten fully grown opossums in there and get REALLY freaked out (while theyre dealing with that fops sneaks inside their house and locks the door behind him)
December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
whoever bans you will open their outdoor bbq grill to find ten fully grown opossums in there and get REALLY freaked out (while theyre dealing with that fops sneaks inside their house and locks the door behind him)
you draw too good. your critters too freaky. your possums too possy… they’ll kill you…..
December 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
you draw too good. your critters too freaky. your possums too possy… they’ll kill you…..
>taking fops on a romantic date
>the date is to shake shack
>somehow he unbuckles himself in the car walks over to your lap and crawls under your hoodie for warmth
>waits until youre on the highway so you cant remove him
>you both get hot dogs frys and christmas cookie shakes
>10/10 pretty good date
>the date is to shake shack
>somehow he unbuckles himself in the car walks over to your lap and crawls under your hoodie for warmth
>waits until youre on the highway so you cant remove him
>you both get hot dogs frys and christmas cookie shakes
>10/10 pretty good date
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
>taking fops on a romantic date
>the date is to shake shack
>somehow he unbuckles himself in the car walks over to your lap and crawls under your hoodie for warmth
>waits until youre on the highway so you cant remove him
>you both get hot dogs frys and christmas cookie shakes
>10/10 pretty good date
>the date is to shake shack
>somehow he unbuckles himself in the car walks over to your lap and crawls under your hoodie for warmth
>waits until youre on the highway so you cant remove him
>you both get hot dogs frys and christmas cookie shakes
>10/10 pretty good date
Thank you as well! Your art is consistently amazing and we appreciate it! (you forgot his cock on that picture though)
December 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Thank you as well! Your art is consistently amazing and we appreciate it! (you forgot his cock on that picture though)
how does my got damn boyfriend look cuter and fluffier every time you draw him???
December 17, 2025 at 9:50 AM
how does my got damn boyfriend look cuter and fluffier every time you draw him???
please do make the archive!!! you have lots of extremely cute and nsfw critters and i love all of them. but especially fops. next time ill give him MY number (it will be a shake shack(hopefully he will understand im inviting him on a date to eat chicken sandwiches and show up and let me pet him))
December 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
please do make the archive!!! you have lots of extremely cute and nsfw critters and i love all of them. but especially fops. next time ill give him MY number (it will be a shake shack(hopefully he will understand im inviting him on a date to eat chicken sandwiches and show up and let me pet him))
please find another place to post fops bc he is my boyfriend and i dont know where else i can see him (i keep asking for his number and he keeps giving me different ones(a different wendys picks up every time i call))
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
please find another place to post fops bc he is my boyfriend and i dont know where else i can see him (i keep asking for his number and he keeps giving me different ones(a different wendys picks up every time i call))
in that case i will set up a little blanket nest on my couch and once hes inside and comfy ill lift him onto my lap and we can watch bullitt (1968) together
November 27, 2025 at 8:19 AM
in that case i will set up a little blanket nest on my couch and once hes inside and comfy ill lift him onto my lap and we can watch bullitt (1968) together
he looks very soft and like if you complemented him he would let you hold him while he purred
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
he looks very soft and like if you complemented him he would let you hold him while he purred
do they sell these at the boyfriend store?? how much i have a coupon
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
do they sell these at the boyfriend store?? how much i have a coupon
I want to carry him in the back of my hoodie and occasionally squish him like a slime toy
November 10, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I want to carry him in the back of my hoodie and occasionally squish him like a slime toy
Sorry I thought it said “platonic idea of stinky,” not slinky. He is very cute never mind.
November 10, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Sorry I thought it said “platonic idea of stinky,” not slinky. He is very cute never mind.
I wish I could like and bookmark this three times
November 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I wish I could like and bookmark this three times
god mart is such a little chewer (i love him so much)
November 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
god mart is such a little chewer (i love him so much)
They are getting the full size bag of gummy clusters I have in my closet plus four Reese’s pumpkins each.
November 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
They are getting the full size bag of gummy clusters I have in my closet plus four Reese’s pumpkins each.
You are genuinely very talented and I love freaky art and artists they’re the best. Keep doodling weird critters!!!
October 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
You are genuinely very talented and I love freaky art and artists they’re the best. Keep doodling weird critters!!!
sniff zone spotted
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
sniff zone spotted
never apologize for cookie or vulpine. i would show that thing the post about belly rubbing = being owned by a critter and then offer both my petting hands as tribute.
October 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
never apologize for cookie or vulpine. i would show that thing the post about belly rubbing = being owned by a critter and then offer both my petting hands as tribute.
I love your weirdo freak art get even freakier please.
October 29, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I love your weirdo freak art get even freakier please.
It’s not on the porch that’s what the tail is for… (he would like a handful of grapes and a bowl of water please)
October 10, 2025 at 6:48 AM
It’s not on the porch that’s what the tail is for… (he would like a handful of grapes and a bowl of water please)
Not even if it’s critter time (11:00 PM-4:00 AM)???
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Not even if it’s critter time (11:00 PM-4:00 AM)???
Null or not, I bet that feels amazingly good. Growly nerd is enjoying himself to a level us penised and vagina’d individuals might NEVER understand.
October 3, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Null or not, I bet that feels amazingly good. Growly nerd is enjoying himself to a level us penised and vagina’d individuals might NEVER understand.
The problem is I want to kiss him so badly that the phrases “KISS the kitty” and “kiss that kitty” are bouncing around in my head now. I hope heaven exists specifically so he can get in.
October 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The problem is I want to kiss him so badly that the phrases “KISS the kitty” and “kiss that kitty” are bouncing around in my head now. I hope heaven exists specifically so he can get in.
Do Duncan and Eddie know any opossums? I like opossums opossums are cute.
September 13, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Do Duncan and Eddie know any opossums? I like opossums opossums are cute.