@tessyocom.bsky.social
The way I checked my mail and audibly booed.
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The way I checked my mail and audibly booed.
POV: you’re sitting at my table at trivia night so you get to eat this honeynut squash & feta with hot honey dip.
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 AM
POV: you’re sitting at my table at trivia night so you get to eat this honeynut squash & feta with hot honey dip.
Scariest part of Halloween are weirdos who protest outside of healthcare clinics!
November 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Scariest part of Halloween are weirdos who protest outside of healthcare clinics!
I posted something similar on Instagram on 7/22
October 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I posted something similar on Instagram on 7/22
Summer food is the ~best~ food.
August 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Summer food is the ~best~ food.
Lesson learned: Don’t skip run club over your birthday. 😂
August 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Lesson learned: Don’t skip run club over your birthday. 😂
Turning 33 means filling up the giant disco ball with club soda instead of vodka to stay hydrated. 😅
August 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Turning 33 means filling up the giant disco ball with club soda instead of vodka to stay hydrated. 😅
I have AC again 🫡🫡🫡🫡
August 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I have AC again 🫡🫡🫡🫡
Lol I literally give zero fucks.
Here’s Umar Lee giving Omen a five star review the day after the owner went on an unhinged homophobic rant.
Here’s Umar Lee giving Omen a five star review the day after the owner went on an unhinged homophobic rant.
August 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Lol I literally give zero fucks.
Here’s Umar Lee giving Omen a five star review the day after the owner went on an unhinged homophobic rant.
Here’s Umar Lee giving Omen a five star review the day after the owner went on an unhinged homophobic rant.
Lol so instead of fighting fascists, Wesley Bell is… making a beer with one????? @coribush.bsky.social would literally never.
August 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Lol so instead of fighting fascists, Wesley Bell is… making a beer with one????? @coribush.bsky.social would literally never.
10/10 no notes
August 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
10/10 no notes
Saying “ope, there’s the arch!” during downward dog.
June 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Saying “ope, there’s the arch!” during downward dog.
Helping people dodge losers. 🫡
June 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Helping people dodge losers. 🫡
And legit had so much fun during it!!
April 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And legit had so much fun during it!!
Ummmmm I just ran a MARATHON!?!!?!
April 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ummmmm I just ran a MARATHON!?!!?!
POV: You’re about to run your first MARATHON.
April 25, 2025 at 1:44 AM
POV: You’re about to run your first MARATHON.
Raise your hand if you were cleaning your bathroom three days before your first marathon and hit your knee on the door REAL hard and are praying for a miracle recovery!
April 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Raise your hand if you were cleaning your bathroom three days before your first marathon and hit your knee on the door REAL hard and are praying for a miracle recovery!
Always a good day (but, like, really… now more important than ever) to support @ppgreatrivers.bsky.social with pals!
April 24, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Always a good day (but, like, really… now more important than ever) to support @ppgreatrivers.bsky.social with pals!
10 days until 26.2 🫡
April 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
10 days until 26.2 🫡
Hey @missouridemocrats.bsky.social: Since when did you pick sides in the STL mayoral race?
April 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hey @missouridemocrats.bsky.social: Since when did you pick sides in the STL mayoral race?