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Tess Keenan
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This:
white text on a black background on top of an image of a stage filled with rows of Jewish men dancing with their hands and one leg raised to the side. The scene is from a theater production of Fiddler on the Roof. The text says me: [puts on warm socks and a blanket, is now warm regardless of the weather outside] My impoverished Russian Jewish ancestors:
November 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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White text on black background in classic Mabeline advertising format. Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's Tylenol
October 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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A quote from Johnathan Edward Durham written in white lettering on a black background reading "I am once again asking for a camera filter that makes my house look clean when I take pictures of my pets please."
September 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Taken with my cellphone, because scientists made it possible.
A close up photo of tonight's moon taken by a cellphone.
September 10, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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My good buddy Odey said he saw Mabel and The Smaller Minion toss a firework into the local butcher shop & walk away claiming it was on "slow cook".
A Shrink-Sealed package of Sweet Fire Smoked Sausage containing two delicious-looking links of spiced sausage.
June 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Goodnight everyone #Bluesky
A beautiful blue sky. Several puffy white clouds, and a few tree branches on the left.
May 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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The rain continues, and so, ever-vigilant, our hero keeps watch.

#Cats #Catsofbluesky #Hedgewatch #BlackCats
A black cat sits on a windowsill perch overlooking the next door neighbor's hedges. He is sitting in perfect stillness, dreaming of fat prey and his ever-present nemesis, the rabbit that watches back.
May 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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In the distance, under the hedges, a rabbit sits, and watches back through cool spring mist.

#Hedgewatch #Cats #Catsofbluesky #BlackCats
A cat sits on a windowsill cat perch. The photo is taken from just behind the cat as he stares out into a lush, green hedgerow. On the lower left we see the top right half of a black cat. The rest of the right hand of the screen reveals a rabbit under the hedges, sitting and watching back through cool spring mist.
May 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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*coughs delicately*
A weather map showing a rather curvy blocking pattern that resembles human boobs stretched across the USA from the weather chanel. On top of the image there is text: A rare jet stream pattern known as an omega block will bring a mixture of rain, storms, snow, and temperature flip-flops across the country. A picture of a young George Takei wearing a sports jacket with short dark hair. His mouth is open in shock as he says Oooooh my!
May 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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When the Hedge watches back. #Hedgewatch #CatsOfBluesky #BlackCats #Cats #Squirrel
A window on an upper floor looking over the back yard. To the right, a Black cat is perched on a flat cat scratch-pad that is held up by narrow black cords and attaches to the window with sturdy suction cups. On the outside of the window is a squirrel, climbing on the screen. He is held up by sheer gumption and cute paws. The cat is incredibly focused, and only inches away from his eternal enemy. The squirrel is oblivious to the danger he is in.
April 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Great party, folks! Can't wait for the next one 🤣🤣🤣
A scene from the wild toga party with the frat boys from the iconic party movie Animal House. Superimposed are clips of amazingly cute cats and some recently caught tuna fish. It is a bit suspicious, what with the timing and everything but the minions are members of this fraternity and they assured me everything is on the up-and-up.
April 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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A weather map showing snow taking aim at the Northeast United States on May 7. Superimposed over this to the right is a clip of Bert from Sesame Street. He looks thoughtful.
April 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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May your Friday be full of tender catgrass shoots and plump squirrels that come right up to the glass slider! #CatsNoirFriday #Hedgewatch
#BlackCats #Catsky
#Cats #Catsofbluesky
Two black cats sit in front of a glass sliding door that overlooks a back porch. There is a grey squirrel only a meter away on the porch, and the cats are watching it closely thru the glass.
April 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Image of a Humpback Whale close to the surface of the sea, looking majestic and beautiful. Below them the words read Every day I'm Krilling it.
April 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Just another day at the office with Her Excellency and The Minions. Hope your day was productive!
Three black cats crowd around the edge of a sliding glass door that overlooks some porch storage of planters waiting for spring potting. A chipmunk sits on one of the planters less than a foot away from the cats. The cats look intent on finding a way through the glass, perhaps by magical teleportation.
April 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Happy Sunday! Her Excellency hopes that your human may be smart enough to know you want to be fed on your favorite perch. #ReadTheRoom #Cats #Catsofbluesky
A beautiful black cat sits on a windowsill perch, eating breakfast from a small metal bowl.
March 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Bert from Sesame Street looks pensively towards the lower right side of the image. He is wearing his striped sweater and a sensible turtleneck underneath, ready for winter weather. Alas, the source of his discomfort is the weather map he is superimposed over, showing a very mild light snow fo rain event over central New England
March 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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Bert from Sesame Street looks pensively towards the lower right side of the image. He is wearing his striped sweater and a sensible turtleneck underneath, ready for winter weather. Alas, the source of his discomfort is the weather map he is superimposed over, showing a very mild light snow fo rain event over central New England
March 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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It's hard to explain how Very Fast Her Excellency is. Here is an early photo from initial speed trials at age 2 months.
A tiny black kitten in the center of the image is playing on a cat tree. She moves so fast, so she appears as a cat-shapped-blur. She is leaping down from a center tube to a lower half-pipe level on an enormous cat tree.
March 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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This is an altered meme. The original meme is an image of a woman with shoulder length hair looking over her shoulder longingly at someone else while next to her a man pulls her along, arm around her waist while looking betrayed. In this altered image, the woman is staring at a duck instead of another person. The bottom right caption text located on top of the betrayed looking man says "me, typing fuck for the fourteenth time". The caption located on top of the woman looking over her shoulder at the duck says "autocorrect".
March 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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When Her Excellency insists that is no ordinary rabbit. #BlackCats #CatsofBlueSky #Hedgewatch
A beautiful black cat watches out a sliding glass door onto a back deck. On the far end of the deck rests a bright red cardinal, and in the grass beyond the deck sits a not so ordinary rabbit, with, we suspect, great gnashing teeth.
March 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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You know you want it.
A weather Model showing a significant snowstorm over central New England. On the left, a cut-out of Jessica Fletcher eats popcorn, she appears to be waiting anxiously for results.
March 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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A weather Model map for Sunday, March 9, depicting a giant amount of snow for central New England. Superimposed in the lower-left corner is a skeptical Sophia from The Golden Girls. In the lower right is a cut out of Sherlock Holmes in profile with his classic hat and tobacco pipe. Well, let's be honest. He was likely smoking cocaine.
February 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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I'm seriously you guys
A weather Model map for midnight Friday, March 07, depicting a Nor'Easter over central New England. Superimposed over the map is the head of Spock from Star Trek saying "This whole planet is bullshit"
February 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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Me:

You:
A weather Model map of the Northeast showing a classic weather-peen and ball shape, with the center of the storm over New England. Superimposed over this on the right we have a clip of Brad and Janet, Brad has his arm around Janet. On the left is Frank- N-Furter.
February 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM