Tessie.Tura
@tessietura.bsky.social
Philly born and raised. The only time I temper my accent? When I volunteer teaching immigrants English. Been chiding male chauvinist pigs since junior high in the early 70s. Lastly, all these meddlesome billionaires are chapping my ass.
The Dem is way down in the dumps about the state of the union. I am trying to appreciate the most trivial of victories, such as I managed to change the battery in my key fob. Follow me for more mundanity 😐
February 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The Dem is way down in the dumps about the state of the union. I am trying to appreciate the most trivial of victories, such as I managed to change the battery in my key fob. Follow me for more mundanity 😐
“Kristi Noem? Not a fan”
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
“Kristi Noem? Not a fan”
Pete Hegseth spent so much time speaking about religion. I can do that too. “Dear God, let Putin not lead him into temptation with a honeypot with a couple bottles of ‘wodka.’”
January 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Pete Hegseth spent so much time speaking about religion. I can do that too. “Dear God, let Putin not lead him into temptation with a honeypot with a couple bottles of ‘wodka.’”
I could disappoint myself with unrealistic resolutions OR I could buy an affirming bathroom rug.
January 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I could disappoint myself with unrealistic resolutions OR I could buy an affirming bathroom rug.
When your dear old doggo is sleeping on you, you can’t get up. It’s, like a law or something ❤️
December 22, 2024 at 5:12 PM
When your dear old doggo is sleeping on you, you can’t get up. It’s, like a law or something ❤️
Drone sitch solved - ETs are looking for this deliciousness but those North Jersey jabronies call it ham. In the words of Mr. Garvey, say it right!
December 18, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Drone sitch solved - ETs are looking for this deliciousness but those North Jersey jabronies call it ham. In the words of Mr. Garvey, say it right!
Don’t stop, Mom! This belly ain’t gonna rub itself!
December 8, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Don’t stop, Mom! This belly ain’t gonna rub itself!
He’s not fat but PH shouldn’t be driving a car let alone head of DOD
December 4, 2024 at 4:31 PM
He’s not fat but PH shouldn’t be driving a car let alone head of DOD
I’m an emotional eater and 47 is enlisting scoundrels for his administration. I’m gonna need a bigger boat of Christmas cookies.
December 3, 2024 at 8:42 PM
I’m an emotional eater and 47 is enlisting scoundrels for his administration. I’m gonna need a bigger boat of Christmas cookies.
Happy December! Have you started making your cheese stick snowmen yet?
December 1, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Happy December! Have you started making your cheese stick snowmen yet?
Happy Thanksgiving! Practice safe food handling, drive safely, and accessorize joyfully!
November 28, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving! Practice safe food handling, drive safely, and accessorize joyfully!
Little known fact- on Thanksgiving day, there are no calories in homemade apple pie, just good vibes
November 28, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Little known fact- on Thanksgiving day, there are no calories in homemade apple pie, just good vibes
The incoming regime is making Mom anxious 😕
November 25, 2024 at 3:00 PM
The incoming regime is making Mom anxious 😕
Happy purple sparkly poinsettia season to all that celebrate!
November 23, 2024 at 9:24 PM
Happy purple sparkly poinsettia season to all that celebrate!
I’m almost done my post-election carb-loading and isolation. That other place was Xhausting.
November 19, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I’m almost done my post-election carb-loading and isolation. That other place was Xhausting.