Is it too late to throw my hat in?

You know Tess; rejected mage apprentice turned potion shop bookkeeper who still studies magic on the side.

Seconding Cinderscorch, Galvantula, and Frosmoth! Also fem Machamp or Incineroar.

Look at it this way, even if they don't like the wheel they'll have a great new cardboard box to lay in while silently judging the world.

Not only does Bsky hamper my enjoyment of digital naughty bits, it also destroys the wildlife and landscape photos that go on my main account. The price I pay for refusing to use Twitter, I suppose. =/

I want to reach through the screen and ruffle her ears so bad

*PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT PAT*

I would click for a trillion trillion years, until every atom has decayed and the last black hole has evaporated. The final use of energy in the universe would be my feeble finger clicking the button to usher in an unchanging eternity of endless nothing.

But I'm nice so I'll let you win.

<3